"hi, what is the ethernet port used for on this DSE freeview receiver?"
"It's used so you can hook it up to your network" The sales guy replies
"Oh so it shows up as a device on your network?" the man ask
"No you can use it to view freeview on your computer" says the sales guy
"...using the network port?"
"yes"
"...!?"
And then the man walks out.