So ok I order the Asus Zenpad 3S 10 from Amazon (android tablets aren't totally dead Nik T??) and I get a very helpful email with tracking information.
Awesome. Check the tracking and it has left Amazon and picked up by the carrier (DHL) in Sacramento. Clearly soon to be on its way to LA and then NZ.
Three hours later and it leaves the carrier facility and three hours later it's in... Salt Lake City WTF!? Ok so from there surely LA and then NZ.
Six hours later and you've guessed it, the package arrives in Cincinnati because clearly that's on the way to NZ (I know most yanks don't know where nz is but seriously). Still how much worse could it get?
30 odd hours later and the tablet has arrived in Hong Kong. Obviously now they are just torturing me for fun. I know nz doesn't make it onto many maps anymore but this is just getting ridiculous. Next stop North Korea perhaps?