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Personally, I can't see Trump winning the election.
But if he does, I doubt he'll be blowing out candles on June 14th.
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.' Edward Abbey
TRUMP ACCUSES NEW ZEALAND’S PRIME MINISTER OF COMPETENTLY HANDLING THE CORONAVIRUS TO GET RE-ELECTED
JANESVILLE, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently handling the coronavirus pandemic in order to get reelected.
Speaking at a rally in Wisconsin, Trump called Ardern’s use of public-health measures to mitigate the impact of the coronavirus on her nation “a sleazy political move like you wouldn’t believe.”
“This woman wanted to get reelected, so she decided to go after the coronavirus and beat it,” he said. “This woman is a disgrace.”
Ramping up his attack on Ardern, Trump accused her of securing her election victory by “listening to scientists.”
“She was talking to scientists every day,” Trump charged. “It’s all going to come out when we see her e-mails.”
In a final denunciation of Ardern’s successful handling of the pandemic, Trump vowed, “You’ll never see me pulling a stunt like that.”
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.' Edward Abbey
Just when I thought Borowitz couldn't get any better😃
geekIT:
Personally, I can't see Trump winning the election.
But if he does, I doubt he'll be blowing out candles on June 14th.
I have no idea if he will win or not, but if he does, of course he will still be alive. He's got the best doctors and medicine around him. He'd be busy planning for Jared and Ivanka to succeed him.
geekIT:TRUMP ACCUSES NEW ZEALAND’S PRIME MINISTER OF COMPETENTLY HANDLING THE CORONAVIRUS TO GET RE-ELECTED
Two US friends who I've forwarded this to have now said that they couldn't tell initially that this was satire. Oy vey, what a world we live in.
I posted this on Twitter and someone asked if this shouldn't be on The Onion. I explained it is a satire and the person was surprised.
Perhaps because Trump is capable of anything, including being a very full orange sack of shit?
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The fact they couldn't tell that is satire is the reason people like Trump get elected.
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Eva888: Watched part 1 of the Trump documentary on TV 1.
I liked the use of Ennio Morricone's 'Ecstasy of Gold' as the closing music, definitely the right theme for Trump's dictator style decoration. They really got it right with that one...
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I found the doco quite whelming. I was neither blown away nor completely disappointed by it.
Looking forward to it being more...revealing, when it resumes in part two.
I'd also like to see more of the family's involvement as they are being given jobs and security clearances and access to foreign powers like no other first family ever has.
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geekIT:I assume you mean because he will be unable to blow hard enough to put out candles as a result of his COVID infection?
Personally, I can't see Trump winning the election.
But if he does, I doubt he'll be blowing out candles on June 14th.
Handsome Dan Has Spoken.
Handsome Dan needs to stop adding three dots to every sentence...
Handsome Dan does not currently have a side hustle as the mascot for Yale
*Gladly accepting donations...
Handsomedan: I assume you mean because he will be unable to blow hard enough to put out candles as a result of his COVID infection?
neb:
I think Trump blows pretty hard, with or without Covid.
The amount of hot air he generates could single-boastedly solve the renewable energy crisis.
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