neb:freitasm:@Tinkerisk you should really give us a list of German words that could be applicable - besides schadenfreude. And Oachkatzlschwoaf is quite cool.
Another useful phrase to memorise is "Kinnt's es Deppn net wia jeda nuamaale Mensch a English ren?", to request that someone speak English to you.
It's interesting that Google translate could not handle, but DeepL translate did a better job.
https://www.deepl.com/en/translator#de/en/Kinnt's%20es%20Deppn%20net%20wia%20jeda%20nuamaale%20Mensch%20a%20English%20ren

