Donald Trump, US President #47, US President #45, convicted felon, twice impeached, four times indicted, liable of rape, convicted for financial fraud, guilty of hiding hush money payments to porn actress in attempt to influence 2016 elections

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#2636393 16-Jan-2021 10:44

freitasm:

At the risk of making you puke...

It shows Rule #34 is alive and well.

I did puke.

A beautiful young businesswoman finds herself overworked and undersexed but a chance encounter brings her to a hunky man who can satisfy her every need, none other than 45th United States President Donald Trump.

Through a series of wet and wild encounters Trump helps her experience an awakening of her body and soul. Sexually.

Is the author Jessica Stranger the feminine side of John Barron? 🙄

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#2636394 16-Jan-2021 10:47

freitasm:

At the risk of making you puke...

It shows Rule #34 is alive and well.

That's not porn. It is a crime against nature!

Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

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#2636395 16-Jan-2021 10:53

freitasm:
At the risk of making you puke

Regarding the book cover art

1. When has he been that skinny?

2. Why is she more orange than Trump? (look at their hands)

3. "Who could resist?" Anyone who wasn't suffering from blindness, amnesia and/or Stockholm syndrome

At least the artist got the lack of a trouser bulge correct.

Of course there's people who are sexually attracted to balloons, "looners", so someone's bound to be attracted to the spawn of orangutan, with tiny hands and mushroom genitalia.

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#2636396 16-Jan-2021 10:59

Did you have to post the illustration?

Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

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#2636397 16-Jan-2021 11:06

kingdragonfly:

Are they wet spots on both their genital areas ?

I want to puke ❗️

Whilst the difficult we can do immediately, the impossible takes a bit longer. However, miracles you will have to wait for.

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#2636398 16-Jan-2021 11:14

They're brown spots.

Trump crowned? No faux King way!

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#2636400 16-Jan-2021 11:25

Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

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#2636402 16-Jan-2021 11:30

By the same author:

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#2636403 16-Jan-2021 11:39

I really dislike Pence, on many levels.

However compare to Trump, he a class act. Too bad Trump wouldn't know class if it hit him in the head like a golf ball kicked off a tree.

Pence may look old, but he's had white hair, going to bed at 7pm, drinking prune juice and wearing diapers since he was a baby.

Vice President Mike Pence thanks National Guard for protection, inauguration

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House Republicans who broke rank and voted to impeach the president have faced fury from his supporters. Late Wednesday night, President Donald Trump urged his supporters to be non-violent.

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#2636406 16-Jan-2021 11:43

Rikkitic:

I haven't got the tools or knowledge BUT please someone put a speech bubble above her head:

"I don't want to touch his orange Weiner. YUK!"

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#2636410 16-Jan-2021 11:51

A Real Hero: Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman Led Insurrectionists Away From Senate Chamber

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During the violent insurrection at the U.S. Capitol last Wednesday, a violent mob of Trumpers breached security and entered the building as members of Congress were gathered inside.

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#2636423 16-Jan-2021 12:21

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/15/politics/mike-pence-donald-trump-presidency/index.html

Speaking of Pence - at least he had the good grace to call his successor and wish her congratulations. Sure, it took 2 months, but still...

Also a (Kiwi) guy I sort of know via Facebook says he is leaving the US (where he's lived for some time) as soon as possible because - according to him - with Joe winning "we're all screwed" and he wants to get out "before the sh-tfest begins".

I guess a bunch of losers trying to overthrow the capital and a pandemic raging across what's meant to be "the greatest nation in the world" must be good things to him?

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#2636424 16-Jan-2021 12:27

Actually, I don't think any NZ-er wishes Americans ill. We'd just like to see them grow up.

Trump crowned? No faux King way!

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#2636522 16-Jan-2021 13:41

MAJOR SPRAY-TAN MANUFACTURERS BREAK TIES WITH TRUMP

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another rebuke to the disgraced President, the nation’s leading producers of spray tan have cut ties with Donald J. Trump.

In a statement by the National Association of Spray Tan Manufacturers, the corporations that have reliably supplied Trump with his unique orange coating said that they would no longer do so.

With this move, the color of Trump’s head once he leaves office faces an uncertain future, experts say.

The statement by the spray-tan corporations was stark in its repudiation of their most loyal customer.

“Since the election, Donald J. Trump’s face has emitted a series of dangerous and malevolent lies,” the statement read. “We no longer want our product sprayed on that face.”

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#2636523 16-Jan-2021 13:50

Great joke by Jimmy Kimmel:

"Working for Trump and expecting to get paid is like having dinner with Chris Christie and expecting a doggie bag."

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