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This will be my last post for two weeks.
I'll be backpacking in Belgium - hopefully a Trump-free zone - with minimal internet access.
Fight the Good Fight!
Sideface
Rachel Maddow having a lot of fun on MSNBC at the moment. Apparently someone has manged to plant the idea of buying Greenland in Trump's pea brain and he is actually taking it seriously and has been asking people about it and raising the subject at dinners. Maybe they will even throw in the Brooklyn Bridge!
Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos
Sideface:
This will be my last post for two weeks.
I'll be backpacking in Belgium - hopefully a Trump-free zone - with minimal internet access.
Fight the Good Fight!
Hey - you can't do that! What makes you think you can overtake my position for most posts in this thread, then just b*gger off on holiday‽‽‽
Cheers - and have a good time.
Rikkitic:
Rachel Maddow having a lot of fun on MSNBC at the moment. Apparently someone has manged to plant the idea of buying Greenland in Trump's pea brain and he is actually taking it seriously and has been asking people about it and raising the subject at dinners. Maybe they will even throw in the Brooklyn Bridge!
Wow - then if he can strike a great deal with Santa Claus, he can get Canada surrounded on all 4 sides.
DENMARK OFFERS TO BUY U.S.
COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States.
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that since the establishment of of the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, is for sale.”
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety,” the spokesperson added, "with the exception of its government, of course".
A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia, North Korea or Mars cited as possible destinations.
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. a proper democratic government, along with fully functioning education, judicial and health care systems, it could be transformed, in time, into a first world country,” the spokesperson said.
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.' Edward Abbey
geekIT:
DENMARK OFFERS TO BUY U.S.
COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States.
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that since the establishment of of the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, is for sale.”
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety,” the spokesperson added, "with the exception of its government, of course".
A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia, North Korea or Mars cited as possible destinations.
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. a proper democratic government, along with fully functioning education, judicial and health care systems, it could be transformed, in time, into a first world country,” the spokesperson said.
Maybe they could offer to swap it for California.... perhaps they could offering it on the basis of a 100 year lease.
sir1963: Maybe they could offer to swap it for California.... perhaps they could offering it on the basis of a 100 year lease.
Actually, California might turn to be the only state in the U.S. with any real value when it secedes from the Union and does its own thing.
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.' Edward Abbey
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