Funny spark tele-sales attempt....

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surfisup1000

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# 179240 1-Sep-2015 12:40

Was phoned by spark earlier, as I am with spark for mobile, but on 2degrees 100/50 UFB with IP phone.

They go through the long spiel and eventually ask me to move UFB/phone to them.

They say can give package discount if i move to spark 100/20.....so, I say i need faster upload speeds so they go away and come back with an offer for 200/20 UFB... I point out that this is the same upload speed and they say that is all they can offer (nicely) and hang up.

I guess this wasn't in their script.

Although, I thought Spark do 200/200 , but she didn't offer that.

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# 1377703 1-Sep-2015 12:40

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cbrpilot

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# 1377722 1-Sep-2015 12:45

Spark do 100/100 and 200/200 business plan. But being business plans they are more expensive that residential.
http://www.spark.co.nz/business/shop/internet/

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Oblivian

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# 1377768 1-Sep-2015 13:48

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On a similarly related script stumping note..

I've had a VF cell number for.. nearly 2 decades now. Pay monthly and usually never need support etc. But had to ring about changing my CC number recently. BAM, cold called some days later from the sales team trying to push other services on me.

When I was told how cheap their unlimited VDSL was, she was a little stumped by my saying we are in a fibre only subdivision and had no copper to run it on.

Some more pauses, and off she went again about how much faster VDSL was.. (and cheap if I bundle it) Kinda didn't know what 'Not much good to me, I'm on fibre.. you know. UFB. And a fibre only subdivision with limited providers and a 2yr contract' meant.

Needles to say, they were going to re-check my status in a few months to see if I could be persuaded then heh

Inphinity

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# 1377787 1-Sep-2015 14:43

Can you get a business plan, on a residential account?

cbrpilot

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# 1377790 1-Sep-2015 14:49

You certainly can get business plans on residential accounts. You just can't do the reverse.

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yitz

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# 1377792 1-Sep-2015 15:00

Are business plans only available on 24 month contracts?

Inphinity

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# 1377798 1-Sep-2015 15:37

cbrpilot: You certainly can get business plans on residential accounts. You just can't do the reverse.

Good to know, thanks :) I thought that was the case, but was recently told on the online chat that it wasn't possible for me to get the 100/100 or 200/200 plans on my residential account. It seems very difficult to maintain the upstream speed, coming from the earlier 100/50 plan to the newer plans :( Will enquire again about it, thank you!

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# 1377820 1-Sep-2015 16:40

If you have any issues, let me know.

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