Massive blaze spreads overnight, 19 aircraft involved in fight

This makes me picture a group of aircraft beating each other up.

Nah, they were just rioting in support of Trump.

Not a headline, but buried deep within an article on Stuff

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/122618951/coronavirus-the-week-that-changed-everything-again

Read it before they correct it, if they ever do.

Ardern says Auckland will remain at level 3 for 12 more days and says the genomic sequence of the virus in the current outbreak is not the same as previous outbreaks; it’s a new arrival in NZ. “This suggests it’s not a case of the virus being dormant or a burning member in our community.”

I thought a burning member was a sign of a completely different condition! 🤣

kiwifidget:

 

“This suggests it’s not a case of the virus being dormant or a burning member in our community.”

 

I thought a burning member was a sign of a completely different condition! 🤣

 

This why you should limit exposure of your member to the community.

Why were 6000 cattle at sea?

I'm guessing they wanted to get out and see the world.

DarthKermit:

Why were 6000 cattle at sea?

I'm guessing they wanted to get out and see the world.

What do you call 6,000 cows on the bottom of the sea?

A moot start.

DarthKermit:

 

I'm guessing they wanted to get out and see sea the world.

 

DarthKermit:

Why were 6000 cattle at sea?

Stuff today:

Quick check to see if I'd missed something - even though English is my first language:

Was just about to post the "steaking" one :-)

Nice how we proof read for them.

Wonder how long it will stay that way?

Stuff today, caption on a pic of two farm managers re 2010 EQ

Farm mangers Amanda and Edson Guadagnin. Edson was on the Selwyn farm at the epicentre of the September, 2010 earthquake.

I guess they can get treatment....

tdgeek:

 

Stuff today, caption on a pic of two farm managers re 2010 EQ

 

Farm mangers Amanda and Edson Guadagnin. Edson was on the Selwyn farm at the epicentre of the September, 2010 earthquake.

 

Presumably they were holding hay or other animal food at the time.

Fred99:

 

Stuff today:

 

 

Quick check to see if I'd missed something - even though English is my first language:

 

There are a lot of steaks floating off the coast of Japan presently (see my dumb headline above). I wonder if the two events are linked?