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#2921113 31-May-2022 20:05

Zigg:

New Stuff logo... surprised they didn't write a feature on it 😉

Who said they didn't? Article on Stoppress: Stuff goes bold with new brand via Designworks - stoppress.co.nz

There is even a video:

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#2921131 31-May-2022 21:24

Zigg:

New Stuff logo... surprised they didn't write a feature on it 😉

They did

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300598436/bold-fun-original-the-kaupapa-behind-stuffs-new-look

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#2921132 31-May-2022 21:27

How did I miss this earth shattering news?!? 😃

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#2921164 1-Jun-2022 07:17

Zigg:

How did I miss this earth shattering news?!? 😃

Don't worry mate , you're not alone, I missed it too. I expect you were a bit like me, too engrossed in trying to find your soulmate and the masterchef recap 😝 .

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#2921870 2-Jun-2022 15:49

An RNZ article ostensibly about a new portrait of the Queen has a photo captioned "The Queen's new portrait". They've cropped about 60% of it out.

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#2922258 3-Jun-2022 14:09

Stuff:

The research centre, being hosted by Victoria University of Wellington, will be directed by Professor Joanna Kidman and Professory Paul Spoonley.

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#2922259 3-Jun-2022 14:12

A friend of ours has a canned response if you ask him what he’s been doing since you last saw him.

“Sh*t and stuff”.

I think they left some words off the new logo…!

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#2922262 3-Jun-2022 14:33

Gotta love Auckland journos who get back an OIA the contains a "secret story" about something happening in the South Island..

Here's todays example

"Costco Wholesale's second $100m NZ store: Secret Government briefing paper reveals details"

"Now, a secret Government briefing paper has disclosed the potential location of the second store and what affect Costco's expansion could have on our grocery market"

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/costco-wholesales-second-100m-nz-store-secret-government-briefing-paper-reveals-details/H3QSB2DZBARMTLLEZCWB4OG62I/

Or the could have done a google search and found this article from 6 months ago

" Selwyn District Council planning manager Ben Rhodes has confirmed the details. "A resource consent has been granted for Costco, as a large format membership warehouse outlet, in Iport," he said. "

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/300473758/supermarket-competition-consent-for-costco-megastore-outside-christchurch-granted

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#2922289 3-Jun-2022 15:08

@wellygary:

"Now, a secret Government briefing paper has disclosed the potential location of the second store and what affect Costco's expansion could have on our grocery market"

I am more interested to understand how a journalist wouldn't know the difference between affect and effect.

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#2923384 7-Jun-2022 06:09

"Clover Park Gang" gang pad? Some amazing feat? Nope. Clover Park is just a suburb in South Auckland, so it makes sense the bullet originated there.

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#2923398 7-Jun-2022 08:50

Today's one is from One roof here

Headline:
"House prices take a bath in the property price ‘bath tub’"

Quote from story:

"The nationwide average property value fell 0.8% in May, according to CoreLogic’s latest figures."

I guess the joke is on me for clicking, but honestly
I'm not sure the English language will have sufficient words for them to express an actual 15% drop.

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#2923806 8-Jun-2022 07:56

From the five-minute quiz in today's DomPost.

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#2923809 8-Jun-2022 08:11

freitasm:
@wellygary:
"Now, a secret Government briefing paper has disclosed the potential location of the second store and what affect Costco's expansion could have on our grocery market"
I am more interested to understand how a journalist wouldn't know the difference between affect and effect.

I believe American English considers those interchangeable.

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#2923810 8-Jun-2022 08:12

@gzt:

freitasm:

wellygary:

"Now, a secret Government briefing paper has disclosed the potential location of the second store and what affect Costco's expansion could have on our grocery market"

I am more interested to understand how a journalist wouldn't know the difference between affect and effect.

I believe American English considers those interchangeable.

I think you missed the emoji for joke.

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#2923811 8-Jun-2022 08:16

I like the new logo and Stuff's new splash is significantly faster.

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