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joker97:tdgeek: How many important games results are now artificial?
every game. i wonder how penalty kick decisions are made (or refused) ...
Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?
floydbloke: Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.." "I am entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" " First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest to find the strongest man in the world.." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes... "What happened?" they asked.
"Who the **** is Sepp Blatter?" asked Pinocchio.
Geektastic: Bakshish is a funny one.
Fred99:Geektastic: Bakshish is a funny one.
I had a colleague who argued strongly for the benefits of baksheesh / corruption as was normal back in his native E Europe.
We were in contracting business in NSW, and there was a "certain level" of corruption, but the problem was that when a problem might appear which was going to cost you serious $$$, there was uncertainty about how you might get around it. Example might be a union delegate, or state inspector of some kind who'd found reason to put a big spanner in your works, but a level of uncertainty about how to deal with this and a serious risk that if you misjudged the motive and offered some kind of incentive to make the problem go away, you might just have had the bad luck to dump yourself very deeply into a hole from which you'd never get out. There were still too many honest folks about for his liking.
According to him it was much more straight-forward and efficient when everybody is corrupt, so you just factor the price for "paying the man" into normal business.
Whatifthespacekeyhadneverbeeninvented?
DarthKermit:... if he knew about the corruption then he was corrupt himself. If he didn't know, then he was incompetent. Either way he should go...
Sideface
Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?
joker97: yes, classic "How to get out of trouble".
slaughter the scapegoats
Whatifthespacekeyhadneverbeeninvented?
Regards,
Old3eyes
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