I am no fan of soccer (or indeed of any game that involves grown men wasting 90 minutes running around in a muddy field chasing a ball) and neither am I remotely surprised to read that the whole thing is as bent as a nine bob note.
What I am surprised to read is that the Swiss police were "acting on behalf of US authorities. Since the US barely registers on the soccer radar it seems odd that they should take so much interest in it. Or have any jurisdiction. So why are the US involved? FIFA is not even domiciled in the US.