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#2870144 17-Feb-2022 11:15

Eva888: The background sounded like a very busy call centre with lots of voices. Makes you think what a huge operation it probably is and how many innocents get scammed.

In Nigeria, when a scammer gets rich enough, he sets up a house with fibre and WiFi invites all his friends to join him, in return for a cut of the proceeds. When any of them get a hit, he plays the "lawyer" or "detective" or "supervisor" or whatever the script calls for.

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#2870146 17-Feb-2022 11:18

frankv:

In Nigeria, when a scammer gets rich enough, he sets up a house with fibre and WiFi invites all his friends to join him, in return for a cut of the proceeds. When any of them get a hit, he plays the "lawyer" or "detective" or "supervisor" or whatever the script calls for.

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#2870203 17-Feb-2022 12:01

Eva888: Just had a call from Spark that my Internet was being cut off. Interesting since I’m with Vodafone. International people were accessing it from overseas!

Ahh well...I gave her the dumb answers she needed while she guided me to the computer told me to sit in front of it and told me to press the third key from the left, windows key and R and what did I see. Nothing, I said. The frustration was rising, she kept telling me I’d lose my internet in an hour and it was urgent. I said I wouldn’t mind because I don’t use it too much and it’s my imaginary son's computer. Her voice was rising as she tried to get me to push the keys and tell her what I saw. Finally, I told her Nah, too complicated and I’d wait for my son to fix everything.

Rude cow hung up in my ear.

Spoke to her the other day. She's a terrible advertisement for The Spark.

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#2870356 17-Feb-2022 14:02

Our neighbours bringing in our rubbish and recycling bins.

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#2870617 17-Feb-2022 21:28

Website errors. They must be using horse and cart for areas outside of Auckland. Overweek delivery.

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#2870619 17-Feb-2022 21:30

Wakrak:
Website errors. They must be using horse and cart for areas outside of Auckland. Overweek delivery.

Post to Daily W T F...

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#2871488 20-Feb-2022 01:54

This, which makes me both smile and cry at the same time:

How many people on here's job does this video depict?

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#2871502 20-Feb-2022 08:36

Another malapropic idiom for the list.

I was told "you've got that down pack." yesterday.

That would be pat, not pack.....

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#2871503 20-Feb-2022 08:37

"Yo, Pat! You got that down!"

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#2872232 21-Feb-2022 19:24

neb: This, which makes me both smile and cry at the same time...

This led me to a few of the other videos. Feeling triggered!

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#2872234 21-Feb-2022 19:46

Geektastic: Another malapropic idiom for the list.

I was told "you've got that down pack." yesterday.

That would be pat, not pack.....

You must have been guttered.

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#2872496 22-Feb-2022 09:10

floydbloke:

Later tonight it will be

22:22:22 2/2/22

(gonna be even better on the 22nd)

Today's the day 22:22:22 22/2/22

Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?

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#2872536 22-Feb-2022 10:19

floydbloke:

floydbloke:

Later tonight it will be

22:22:22 2/2/22

(gonna be even better on the 22nd)

Today's the day 22:22:22 22/2/22

And it's a "twos-day" (Tuesday) too!

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#2872538 22-Feb-2022 10:26

Called FMG at 1000. The recording told me there was a 3 minute wait. At 1003, I was speaking to a human.

Nice work, FMG.

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#2872840 22-Feb-2022 17:13

floydbloke:

floydbloke:

Later tonight it will be

22:22:22 2/2/22

(gonna be even better on the 22nd)

Today's the day 22:22:22 22/2/22

And it’s a palindrome as well 22 02 2022

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