4. Guilty.

6. What happened to 5?

8/9: Aha. I was not fooled! 😀

Mum gives a bit of advice to her daughter before her wedding and hence, you know, the honeymoon. As she's finishing she says 'and don't forget, before your big night, make sure you find what's what, that the most important thing, finding what's what...DON'T FORGET'

So the big day arrives, and rapidly following that, the big night arrives, and in the bedroom the groom changes into his jammies and the bride changes into hers, and a bit of, erm, slap and tickle takes place.

Now, just as things might get interesting, the new wife pulls away and says 'you know what honey, we haven't found whats what'.

'whats that ?' says he.

'No idea luv' says she 'but we've absolutely got to find it, mum said so'

'Oh OK' says he and of they go, searching every cupboard and drawer, under the bed, on top of the wardrobe, behind every mirror...

Just as they're about to admit defeat, hubbies pj bottoms, which were somewhat too big, drop gracefully to the floor.

She looks at him, he looks at her, she says 'whats that', he says 'whats what', she says (accusingly) 'you had it all the time....'

Best told by Mike Harding in a Lancashire accent.

People who fear that the COVID vaccine will alter their DNA should not see this as a disadvantage, but as an opportunity. :-)

A teetotaller and a physicist walk into a bar. The teetotaller asks for a glass of water. The bartenders hands him one and he starts to sip it. The physicist smirks and says "Well, I'll have some H2O too, then thanks." The bartender gives him a glass, he drinks it, and drops dead.

SaltyNZ:

 

A teetotaller and a physicist walk into a bar. The teetotaller asks for a glass of water. The bartenders hands him one and he starts to sip it. The physicist smirks and says "Well, I'll have some H2O too, then thanks." The bartender gives him a glass, he drinks it, and drops dead.

 

At least he died a blond.

1024kb: I have tried telling chemistry jokes before but I didn't get a reaction.

Still none. 😀

(They’re very good tho’).

1024kb: I have tried telling chemistry jokes before but I didn't get a reaction.

That’s because you’re not on the Cat A list.