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#2926433 14-Jun-2022 13:13

Rikkitic:

Americans are going crazy because petrol has hit a record-breaking US$5 a gallon. Unless I am way off (always possible), that works out to about $1.20 of our money for a litre. Poor Americans.

(I lived in America in my distant youth. I actually remember when it was 29 cents a gallon!)

Remember that they add Sales tax on top of that (I think). And that half our petrol cost is taxes.

I remember petrol going up from 36c to 39c/gal in NZ

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#2926440 14-Jun-2022 13:29

frankv: I remember petrol going up from 36c to 39c/gal in NZ

I don't remember that, but I do remember when it was 0.1c less than the octane, i.e. 90.9c for 91 and 95.9 for 96!

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#2926483 14-Jun-2022 15:34

I recall the days after it went to $1.9x and people loudly declared they'd stop buying petrol once it went over $2 a litre.

Here we are at over $3 a litre and we are still all buying the stuff because there really isn't a viable alternative that doesn't have a massive upfront cost.

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#2926510 14-Jun-2022 17:09

Handsomedan:

I recall the days after it went to $1.9x and people loudly declared they'd stop buying petrol once it went over $2 a litre.

Here we are at over $3 a litre and we are still all buying the stuff because there really isn't a viable alternative that doesn't have a massive upfront cost.

I will be expecting a pay raise to continue to be worth going to work if it goes up much more. Otherwise may as well take a worse paying job closer to home.

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#2926512 14-Jun-2022 17:14

richms:

Handsomedan:

I recall the days after it went to $1.9x and people loudly declared they'd stop buying petrol once it went over $2 a litre.

Here we are at over $3 a litre and we are still all buying the stuff because there really isn't a viable alternative that doesn't have a massive upfront cost.

I will be expecting a pay raise to continue to be worth going to work if it goes up much more. Otherwise may as well take a worse paying job closer to home.

I took a large pay cut to take the job I have now, but got a company car with full personal use.

I feel like I won lotto!

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#2926598 14-Jun-2022 21:30

Rikkitic:
Anyone want to take bets on the next poster here to be banned?

Looks like we have a “winner”

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#2926600 14-Jun-2022 21:38

This morning I was hit in the back by a pigeon poo exactly on my shirt - W.T.F. - sneaky critter!

I then walked down to the canal, took off my shirt (don't worry, there's a white T-shirt underneath), just washed the spot out and put it back on. As I was on my way to my regular jeans shop anyway, there was a fat discount there and a free white t-shirt when I told the owner what had just happened. We got to talking and with that came a then hunting invitation to Namibia! What the fun? ;-)

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#2935942 29-Jun-2022 13:18

From today's cat litter box liner:

If a guy wears something like that it's "those grubby gardening clothes again" while for women you just label them "quality pants" and you can sell them instead of keeping them in the boot to wipe the mud off the car windscreen after going down a dirt road.

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#2935943 29-Jun-2022 13:20

The running joke in our family when we see ripped clothing sold as fashion, is that I can buy unripped jeans and increase their value and resell them by ripping holes in them ourselves.

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#2935952 29-Jun-2022 13:47

We have a weird society & economy when only poor people can afford to buy clothes without holes in them

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#2936684 30-Jun-2022 20:51

networkn:

The running joke in our family when we see ripped clothing sold as fashion, is that I can buy unripped jeans and increase their value and resell them by ripping holes in them ourselves.

I don't know about you, but my jeans always tear after a relatively short time when I wear them for renovating or gardening. I would no longer subscribe to the advertisement about horses tugging at work trousers and surviving this.

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#2936752 30-Jun-2022 22:02

A voucher for a voucher 🤔 😂😂😂

If you can't laugh at yourself then you probably shouldn't laugh at others.

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#2936795 1-Jul-2022 08:37

A complimentary comment for a complimentary voucher too... lovely voucher!

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#2937169 1-Jul-2022 14:37

Ge0rge:

Remember that the fuel consumption is also significantly impacted by engine size - a Challenger 2 MBT has a 26 litre engine making 890kW!

The running joke when we had Centurian was "a jerry can to start up, a jerry can to the cattle stop" - a distance of about 400m...

Clear use case for an EV drive train here. Just need an international convention that says you can't shoot at a re-charging tank.

Bonus: When you do hit one, it will be spectacular.

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#2937376 1-Jul-2022 21:40

This toilet stall at the Michael Fowler Centre:

"Can you get the door closed now?"

"Yup, there's a good 2cm between the door and the toilet"

"Job done then"

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