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#3143925 7-Oct-2023 12:38

networkn: I think there is plenty of intelligent life down here. It's just not human ROFL.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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#3144293 8-Oct-2023 15:28

Tinkerisk:

Some posts on facebook make me realise why NASA is looking for intelligent life in space.

Blame the platform.

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#3145035 10-Oct-2023 19:56

MadEngineer:

Tinkerisk:

Some posts on facebook make me realise why NASA is looking for intelligent life in space.

Blame the platform.

What a great sausage! Now the doofuses have discovered by means of the platform that there are many and, above all, even stupider ones than themselves and think they have to tell the world without restraint that they might be smarter after all.

The beauty of intelligence is that you can effortlessly make yourself look stupid; the other way round, it's much more difficult.

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#3147950 16-Oct-2023 08:43

„Everyone says your 20s are all about finding yourself.“

“If that’s true, your 30s are about wishing you’d found somebody else.“

(credits: Ginny Hogan)

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#3152225 25-Oct-2023 21:07

(True story). I went to our regular Wednesday pre-dinner few beers with a group of mates earlier this evening. One guy said he had been to the dentist this afternoon. He has been going to this dentist for years because she is an excellent dentist. She just happens to be Chinese.

Second guy: “My wife went to a Chinese dentist in London - his name was Dr Fang.”

Third guy: “Was that his full-time job - or was he just filling-in?”

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#3162810 23-Nov-2023 14:04

Why don't birds wear glasses?

Because they don't have ears to hold them!

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#3162815 23-Nov-2023 14:28

eracode:

(True story). I went to our regular Wednesday pre-dinner few beers with a group of mates earlier this evening. One guy said he had been to the dentist this afternoon. He has been going to this dentist for years because she is an excellent dentist. She just happens to be Chinese.

Second guy: “My wife went to a Chinese dentist in London - his name was Dr Fang.”

Third guy: “Was that his full-time job - or was he just filling-in?”

Hehe.

True story. In Te Anau, there's a little one way street named 'Wong Way'.

Even better, it goes behind a Chinese restaurant.

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#3163062 23-Nov-2023 22:15

Hah! I had to take a photo of it when I was last there.

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#3163071 24-Nov-2023 00:39

My brain was trying to figure out the spelling of Police. I may have stayed up too late this evening. FreshChoice.

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#3163081 24-Nov-2023 07:08

gzt: My brain was trying to figure out the spelling of Police. I may have stayed up too late this evening. FreshChoice.

That's alright. The day before yesterday I sat down at my desk with my morning coffee, typed "Password" into the laptop, and stared at it for several seconds genuinely confused as to why it didn't unlock.

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#3163082 24-Nov-2023 07:11

SaltyNZ:
gzt: My brain was trying to figure out the spelling of Police. I may have stayed up too late this evening. FreshChoice.

That's alright. The day before yesterday I sat down at my desk with my morning coffee, typed "Password" into the laptop, and stared at it for several seconds genuinely confused as to why it didn't unlock.

You silly goose, that's the domain admin password.

You obviously forgot the 1 on the end for your password!

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#3167621 3-Dec-2023 17:33

Surely a stethoscope should be called a stethophone.

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#3167736 4-Dec-2023 07:30

Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.

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#3167737 4-Dec-2023 07:33

How do coeliac Germans greet each other? „Gluten Tag!“

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#3167850 4-Dec-2023 10:42

elpenguino:

eracode:

(True story). I went to our regular Wednesday pre-dinner few beers with a group of mates earlier this evening. One guy said he had been to the dentist this afternoon. He has been going to this dentist for years because she is an excellent dentist. She just happens to be Chinese.

Second guy: “My wife went to a Chinese dentist in London - his name was Dr Fang.”

Third guy: “Was that his full-time job - or was he just filling-in?”

Hehe.

True story. In Te Anau, there's a little one way street named 'Wong Way'.

Even better, it goes behind a Chinese restaurant.

True story: the street in Sheffield with the police station is called "Letsby Avenue"

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