What was Michael Jackson's Favourite takeaway? 

KF Cee Hee

What do you get from an Ipad Charger? 

Apple Juice!

What do you call a women someone standing in the middle of a Tennis Court? 

Annette!

What do you call a woman who is very good at darts?

Amy!

networkn:

 

What do you get from an Ipad Charger? 

 

Apple Juice!

 

What do you call a women someone standing in the middle of a Tennis Court? 

 

Annette!

 

 

 

What do you call a woman who is very good at darts?

 

Amy!

 

Thanks Dad. 😀

networkn:

 

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What do you call...

 

What do you call an Irishman holding two panes of glass?

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

Paddy & Mick are walking down the street when they see an ad for work in the window: "Tree Fellers Wanted. Apply Within."

Paddy says to Mick, "Ah... what a pity there's only the two of us."

What sound do bolts make as they hit the runway ?

Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing...

sir1963:

 

What sound do bolts make as they hit the runway ?

 

 

 

Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing...

 

Oh God, that made me spit out my drink!

Airlines are now charging MORE for the seats next to the "door plugs", reclassifying them as "Panorama class", they come with a free butt plug to prevent any "in flight emergencies"

I believe airlines are starting to about turn on the concept of allowing tools on an aircraft :) You might end up having to tighten a screw or something.

Young person: 'Everything sucks!'

Old person: 'Everything hurts!'

Rikkitic:

 

Young person: 'Everything sucks!'

 

Old person: 'Everything hurts!'

 

 

 

I know which one I prefer. 😘

I was made to walk the plank as a kid. 

We couldn't afford a dog.

You'll have to think up your own punchlines.

elpenguino: Woman laced colleagues’ coffee with Viagra.

 

You'll have to think up your own punchlines.

 

 

 

Something about a stiff drink ?

Perhaps she was after some hard liquor ?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?