elpenguino:

 

ohhhhh, I've haddock with this thread.

 

I am sure it was not done on Porpoise 

Shamelessly stolen from Facebook.

While taxiing out in sequence behind a Lufthansa airliner at Frankfurt, a C-160 Transall crew noticed an orange “Remove before flight” streamer hanging out of the Lufthansa nose wheel well (their nose gear locking pin was still installed). Not wanting to cause too much embarrassment by going thru the controller, the C-160 crew simply called the Lufthansa aircraft on the tower frequency: “Lufthansa aircraft, Trall 23.” No reply.

They repeated the transmission and again there was no reply. Instead, the Lufthansa pilot called the tower and asked the tower to tell the Transall crew that “the professional pilots of Lufthansa do not engage in unprofessional conversations over the radio.”
The C-160 pilot quickly replied, “Frankfurt tower, can you please relay to the professional pilots of the Lufthansa aircraft that their nose gear pin is still installed?”

For sale

Signed photo of John Lennon's wife.

$100 ONO.

 

1. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.😅
2. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
3. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
4. Why was the smartphone always tired? It had too many cell cycles.
5. What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips!
6. Why was the computer so good at the job ? It had a hard drive for success.😂
7. What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
8. Why did the software developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
9. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
10. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.

Everything has an end. Only the sausage has two.

These jokes have taken a turn for the wurst.

elpenguino:

 

These jokes have taken a turn for the wurst.

 

Ok, everything has an end. Only the Wurst has two. 😄

OMG thats massive...the worlds largest sheep baa none.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/350213273/hunter-facing-jail-breeding-massive-hybrid-sheep

How many babies does a midwife have to deliver to become a fullwife?

My wife called me delusional. 

I nearly fell off my Unicorn!

Trump tower is the other Trump erection he tells people is far bigger than it is.

sir1963:

Trump tower is the other Trump erection he tells people is far bigger than it is.

networkn:

sir1963:

 

Trump tower is the other Trump erection he tells people is far bigger than it is.

 

I am wondering how you can disprove both ? 🤣

Stormy Daniels has first hand knowledge of one of them...

Chain saw = Spruce moped