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Fred99
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  #2221709 21-Apr-2019 12:55
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msukiwi:

 

Rikkitic:

 

The mute button. The greatest invention of civilised society.

 

 

Unfortunately, no-one that I know etc has one!

 

 

Then get them one!

 

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Sized-Pacifier-Babies-Coffee/dp/B01M2Y0E64




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  #2222348 22-Apr-2019 19:11
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Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

 

Answer here


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  #2222633 23-Apr-2019 11:09
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My new 25" monitors with USB-C that I can plug my Samsung S9 into and use it a desktop.

 

No use for it in real life but it's quite cute.





Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?




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  #2225751 26-Apr-2019 18:10
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An Odroid-N2 will be in the 'mailbox' today :-)





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  #2225758 26-Apr-2019 18:20
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Listening to a little kid in a restaurant first swing "hey diddle diddle" and then flick her fingers through her lips really fast.

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  #2227642 29-Apr-2019 21:52
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Google Translate makes me laugh.

Correct translation: There you are!
Google's attempt: I am in an cat!

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  #2227649 29-Apr-2019 21:58
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Pet mouse?


 
 
 

Shop now on AliExpress (affiliate link).
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  #2227651 29-Apr-2019 21:58
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What about that English/Russian one from many years ago? The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak = The vodka is good but the meat is rotten.





Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

 


 


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  #2227763 30-Apr-2019 09:45
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When my kids and I were watching the Rugby on Friday night and Sevu Reece sends Kwagga Smith FLYING through the air and my 7 year old daughter yells out BOOMFA!


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  #2228300 1-May-2019 07:14
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The "Sero" from Samsung:

 

 

Samsung believe "millennials" want vertically orientated big TVs.


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  #2228348 1-May-2019 09:17
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That I only learned last night that Air Supply have 2 male singers, not one male and one female as I had always believed. I am slightly embarrassed. I am sure Russell Hitchcock would have a legitimate reason to post in the opposing thread as a result!

 

 


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  #2231110 5-May-2019 12:55
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Headline in the NZ Herald today “Two Kiwi salesmen, one Hamilton motel room - and a death threat for snoring”.

Neil Armstrong had a run-in with a colleague after snoring in a shared motel room. He’s lucky he wasn’t in an Apollo capsule with Buzz Lightyear.




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  #2231478 6-May-2019 10:45
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I had a moment in a packed carpark in the weekend which made me smile...driving around and around and around, when a tap on the window startled me and a nice (very young) lady told me to follow her to her car, so I could have her spot which she was just about to vacate...that made me smile quite a bit. 

 

 

 

She was brought up well - hats off to her and her parents. 





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Handsome Dan needs to stop adding three dots to every sentence...

 

Handsome Dan does not currently have a side hustle as the mascot for Yale 

 

 

 

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  #2231489 6-May-2019 11:02
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Travelling in stealth mode in our new Hybrid Rav4. So cool


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  #2231493 6-May-2019 11:05
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MikeB4:

 

Travelling in stealth mode in our new Hybrid Rav4. So cool

 

 

Does this give it a low reflectance signature on law enforcement radars?





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