Rob and his buddy Dave are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them.

Rob says, "Hey, look at that! That woman is blowing kisses at me!"

Dave replies, "Just ignore her. Don't pay her any mind."

The woman then gestures for one of them to come up to her apartment.

Excitedly, Rob says, "Did you see that? She's calling for me!"

Dave insists, "Man, don't go up there!"

"Why not? Why don't you want me to go see her?" Rob asks.

Pleading, Dave says, "Dude, just listen to me. Don't go!"

Rob ignores his buddy and runs into the building. The woman comes down to meet him, and they go up to her apartment. Just as they are about to get into bed, they hear a car horn outside.

The woman looks out the window and says, "Oh no, that's my husband!"

"Crap!" Rob exclaims.

"Don't worry," she says, pointing to a large pile of clothes, "I'll just tell him you're the new housekeeper. Here, start ironing these clothes."

After that the husband stays home, so Rob spends the entire day ironing.

The next day, he goes to Dave's house and tells him the story.

"You won't believe what happened. Her husband came home, and to avoid suspicion, she had me iron a huge pile of clothes. I was stuck there ironing all day!"

"I told you not to go." sighs Dave, "All those clothes you spent the day ironing? I washed them the day before."

I know I haven't had my caffeine yet, but this is just rude.

This year's Fibonacci convention is going to be huge.

Apparently it's as big as the last two put together

Ok...a wee but rude, but here we go

The wife and I have been talking about AI for a while

Been on Google and the like learning more about it, so we think we have a grasp.

Gave it a go a few times, so here is our honest opinion.

I still prefer the old way, seems to have a greater sense of fulfilment to it.

She liked how it was a time and effort saver

But she still hates the taste.

You've heard of elf on a shelf, I bring you...

How did the Blonde break both her legs whilst raking leaves? 

If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?

Burple.

We've got a Russian advent calendar this year.

Every time we open a window an Oligarch falls out.

This turned up on Facebook, it made me giggle.

This is Bob.

Bob has no Arms. 

Knock Knock...

Who's there? 

It's not Bob!

A little late in the season for this one, but I thought of it as we were out for a drive...

How does Santa keep his house warm ?

With lots of Tinsulation

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Insert one of many obligatory Arrested Development references here...