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#1547016 5-May-2016 09:33

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/79624860/air-new-zealand-passenger-scare-when-flight-from-invercargill-diverted-for-refueling

WOW! I didn't know pilots like to wing it when it comes to safety.

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#1547064 5-May-2016 10:53

ghettomaster:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/79624860/air-new-zealand-passenger-scare-when-flight-from-invercargill-diverted-for-refueling

WOW! I didn't know pilots like to wing it when it comes to safety.

The woman needs to get back on her meds. I'm sure the reason they went to Dunedin was because otherwise they wouldn't have had 45mins+ reserve when they got back to Chch. But she was too wrapped up in her self-induced drama to understand that when it was explained to her.

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#1547066 5-May-2016 10:55

Today:

"Again" instead of "Against"

My very metal Doctor Who theme

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#1548189 8-May-2016 09:22

On this mornings Stuff

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/79740718/christchurchs-sunny-run-to-continue

Short article that its going to be sunny and 19 here, how is this a news article?

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#1548193 8-May-2016 09:43

tdgeek:

On this mornings Stuff

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/79740718/christchurchs-sunny-run-to-continue

Short article that its going to be sunny and 19 here, how is this a news article?

Better than reporting on Trump or some dopey far from reality TV show

Here is a crazy notion, lets give peace a chance.

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#1548198 8-May-2016 09:58

MikeB4:

tdgeek:

On this mornings Stuff

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/79740718/christchurchs-sunny-run-to-continue

Short article that its going to be sunny and 19 here, how is this a news article?

Better than reporting on Trump or some dopey far from reality TV show

Correct! LOL. This article does in fact come complete with genuine factual intentions so thats a plus!

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#1548200 8-May-2016 10:05

Yeah, I noticed that every time one of those bimbos was evicted from that bachelor show the "news" sites thought that was worth an article.

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#1548204 8-May-2016 10:19

A headline in an American newspaper:
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"

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#1548208 8-May-2016 10:38

Behodar: A headline in an American newspaper:
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"

You got a lol out of me with that one.

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#1548249 8-May-2016 11:54

DarthKermit:
Yeah, I noticed that every time one of those bimbos was evicted from that bachelor show the "news" sites thought that was worth an article.

Just an article? Flooded with news!

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#1548342 8-May-2016 16:56

You're probably right. If I see anything on that crapfest show I scroll down the page in the unlikely event of finding something worth a damn.

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#1548349 8-May-2016 17:11

Sideface

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#1548363 8-May-2016 18:30

And I quote "Sharon dumps Ozzy - report:

Sigh

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding : Ice cream man , Ice cream man

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#1548386 8-May-2016 19:53

Sideface:

Priceless is all I can say

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#1548392 8-May-2016 21:02

From the hillbilly murders article in nzherald:

"One of the victims is rumoured to have fathered a baby with a man she was having an affair with."

Thars some mighty weird things hapnin in them there hills

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