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#128920 28-Aug-2013 14:04

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/9092649/Caught-peeping-from-inside-toilet

Best line "His friends also noted that they weren't particularly surprised when Enlow was found in the septic tank"

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#885892 28-Aug-2013 14:18

Holy crap.

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#885893 28-Aug-2013 14:21

I suppose telling him to Scat wouldn't work.

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#885894 28-Aug-2013 14:24

kiwitrc: I suppose telling him to Scat wouldn't work.

On the faeces of it, probably not.

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#885903 28-Aug-2013 14:35

are their tanks different from ours? how did he fit in there!

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#885905 28-Aug-2013 14:39

joker97: are their tanks different from ours? how did he fit in there!

Why? Are you thinking of having a crack?

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#885917 28-Aug-2013 15:00

Previous peeping Tom charges. Graduated to pooping now. It's his Number Two charge

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#885931 28-Aug-2013 15:19

Well that's left him with more than egg on his face.

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#885948 28-Aug-2013 16:00

Yep, I guess now he's SOL.

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#885952 28-Aug-2013 16:08

He's red in the face but that's not because he's flushed with success.

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#885953 28-Aug-2013 16:08

joker97: are their tanks different from ours? how did he fit in there!

LOL, now I'm wondering this too :x

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#885956 28-Aug-2013 16:11

joker97: are their tanks different from ours? how did he fit in there!

It was a holding tank so I guess it's like hiding down the hole in a long-drop. Fun.

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#885958 28-Aug-2013 16:13

Hold your nose dude, you're in deep sh**!

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#885960 28-Aug-2013 16:14

eracode:
joker97: are their tanks different from ours? how did he fit in there!

It was a holding tank so I guess it's like hiding down the hole in a long-drop. Fun.

Few beers, some sandwiches, packet of chips, and I guess he could stay there all day.

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#885962 28-Aug-2013 16:20

Wonder if his friends said to him "urine trouble now"

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#885965 28-Aug-2013 16:25

kiwitrc:
eracode:
joker97: are their tanks different from ours? how did he fit in there!

It was a holding tank so I guess it's like hiding down the hole in a long-drop. Fun.

Few beers, some sandwiches, packet of chips, and I guess he could stay there all day.

He had much more supplies than that - he had been in there a very long time:

“Enlow claimed that he had been knocked unconscious and dumped inside the toilet by his angry, devious girlfriend. ... His girlfriend had been dead since last year.”

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