Insta-what?

Gram...is that short for Gramophone?

When you've always been a geek type and can't be ars*d with FB, Twitter, Instagram, and whatever else is cool these days. 

scuwp:

 

Gram...is that short for Gramophone?

 

It's a method used to categorize infectious disease germs.

Those infected by contact with kardashiacoccus vulgaris seems to dominate the top-10 list.

Pilots and cops look young.

.... the 6 year old is beating me at Disney Infinity.......

Dont worry,

By next week all those on intagram will be offically declared old anyway, as all the new youg hip things move on to some other way of boasting to each other how great their lives are....

You realise you need to shave... your ears...

the cool kids already moved on to Snapchat, Instagram is so last year

your old when everything that was hard has gone soft and everything that was soft has gone hard

I still miss Foxpro :-(

You know you're old when two ladies ride past you going up a hill on your MTB.  And they are still talking all the way past you. 

You know you're old when you look at a young woman with extremely short shorts and voice your disapproval, rather than just quietly enjoying it.

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Not saying I'm there yet...