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#1917270 12-Dec-2017 11:22

When you think of things that you *could* do (like skiing, skateboarding etc etc) and realise that, actually, you might never do them again....

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#1917271 12-Dec-2017 11:23

When you start teaching the children of the kids you taught when THEY were in Primary school!

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#1925054 25-Dec-2017 19:29

Some of these are worth a read.

http://cheezburger.com/2220549/21-tweets-about-getting-old-thatll-make-you-feel-old-as-dirt-itself

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding : Ice cream man , Ice cream man

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#1925070 25-Dec-2017 20:13

The Last Jedi sucks because it can't happen that way.

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#1959273 16-Feb-2018 17:44

You cant let loose a bush oyster without worrying that ya falsies will rapidly follow suit.

Yes, there are a couple of definitions of bush oyster - so it's not the bush oyster that is gently simmered in a garlic sauce.

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#1959276 16-Feb-2018 17:45

Need one pair of glasses to find the other pair of glasses ...

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#1959278 16-Feb-2018 17:48

SepticSceptic:
You cant let loose a bush oyster without worrying that ya falsies will rapidly follow suit.

Yes, there are a couple of definitions of bush oyster - so it's not the bush oyster that is gently simmered in a garlic sauce.

I’m outside having a cold one on a hot day, happily I don’t have falsies otherwise they’d be on the grass now after reading your post l

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#1959280 16-Feb-2018 17:52

When you pre-book your Uber for Home at 10:30 before you’ve even gone out.

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#1959281 16-Feb-2018 17:53

Mspec:

Some of these are worth a read.

http://cheezburger.com/2220549/21-tweets-about-getting-old-thatll-make-you-feel-old-as-dirt-itself

I did like number 10 - about getting finger cramps looking for your DOB year - these days looking for the DOB year spins faster than most pokie machines ;0(

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#1959290 16-Feb-2018 18:14

SepticSceptic:
Mspec:

Some of these are worth a read.

http://cheezburger.com/2220549/21-tweets-about-getting-old-thatll-make-you-feel-old-as-dirt-itself

I did like number 10 - about getting finger cramps looking for your DOB year - these days looking for the DOB year spins faster than most pokie machines ;0(

If you scroll and your DOB Year is not there , then you have a problem! And yet another Queen’s birthday card to read

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#1959622 17-Feb-2018 15:09

When you own too many RS232/USB converters.

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#1959623 17-Feb-2018 15:23

When you book a window seat for one hour flights, but always book an aisle seat for longer flights so it's easy to visit the loo!

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#1959624 17-Feb-2018 15:26

Tinkerisk:

When you own too many RS232/USB converters.

When you know what RS232 is!

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#1959626 17-Feb-2018 15:32

tdgeek:
SepticSceptic:

Mspec:

Some of these are worth a read.

http://cheezburger.com/2220549/21-tweets-about-getting-old-thatll-make-you-feel-old-as-dirt-itself

I did like number 10 - about getting finger cramps looking for your DOB year - these days looking for the DOB year spins faster than most pokie machines ;0(

If you scroll and your DOB Year is not there , then you have a problem! And yet another Queen’s birthday card to read

I never know my age or DOB, I know the day but year never its a question my wife has to answer. Age means nothing to me.

Here is a crazy notion, lets give peace a chance.

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#1959630 17-Feb-2018 16:14

When you start calling people 'young fella';

you remember buying 1 cent lollies;

You remember when 'Farmers' was a real store that sold everything;

You remember when parallel ports were cool;

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