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#1246867 26-Feb-2015 10:00

In order to stop violence everywhere we'd have to have global nuclear annihilation to wipe out all mankind so nature could start over... BUT the problem with that is any life form coming to dominate the world as we now do would still face the same problems we have now ie: Greed and Power and Control until we can eliminate those we will always try to kill each other for one or more of those reasons

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#1246959 26-Feb-2015 11:12

Athlonite: In order to stop violence everywhere we'd have to have global nuclear annihilation to wipe out all mankind so nature could start over... BUT the problem with that is any life form coming to dominate the world as we now do would still face the same problems we have now ie: Greed and Power and Control until we can eliminate those we will always try to kill each other for one or more of those reasons

Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?

Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

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#1246960 26-Feb-2015 11:14

heylinb4nz:
Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?
Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

Obligatory: hairdressers, marketing executives, telephone sanitiser, documentary film makers ...

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#1246965 26-Feb-2015 11:22

SaltyNZ:
heylinb4nz:
Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?
Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

Obligatory: hairdressers, marketing executives, telephone sanitiser, documentary film makers ...

The Arms manufacturers should be the first on the list. Environmentalists should not be on the list as they can save us.

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#1246969 26-Feb-2015 11:37

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#1246973 26-Feb-2015 11:49

SaltyNZ:
heylinb4nz:
Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?
Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

Obligatory: hairdressers, marketing executives, telephone sanitiser, documentary film makers ...

These are all jokes but I suspect someone in a FBI office somewhere is reading this list and thinking "These people are really planning an attack!"

Because... reasons.

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#1246994 26-Feb-2015 12:22

freitasm:
SaltyNZ:
heylinb4nz:
Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?
Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

Obligatory: hairdressers, marketing executives, telephone sanitiser, documentary film makers ...

These are all jokes but I suspect someone in a FBI office somewhere is reading this list and thinking "These people are really planning an attack!"

Because... reasons.

Shhhhhhh loose lips sink ships :)

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#1247083 26-Feb-2015 13:48

I was listening to a seemingly knowledgeable news correspondent on ISIS this morning.

Reportedly ISIS fighters believe if they are killed by a female they will be denied entrance to paradise. As a result female soldiers are one of the few things they fear. Seems to provide an obvious tactical opportunity if true.

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#1247100 26-Feb-2015 14:08

Reportedly ISIS fighters believe if they are killed by a female they will be denied entrance to paradise. As a result female soldiers are one of the few things they fear. Seems to provide an obvious tactical opportunity if true.

Wonder how far this femophobia extends? Transsexual? Transvestite? Transylvanian?

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#1247104 26-Feb-2015 14:13

KiwiNZ:
The Arms manufacturers should be the first on the list.

Regretfully wrong... if the WOMD to destroy the undesireables are unreliable, we may run out before we get to the end of the list. In which case, we would need Arms Manufacturers to make some more for us. Logically, they should be last on the list. People who can't think logically, OTOH, should be the first to go.

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#1247116 26-Feb-2015 14:20

KiwiNZ:
SaltyNZ:
heylinb4nz:
Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?
Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

Obligatory: hairdressers, marketing executives, telephone sanitiser, documentary film makers ...

The Arms manufacturers should be the first on the list. Environmentalists should not be on the list as they can save us.

Add trolls to the list :)

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#1247122 26-Feb-2015 14:28

frankv:
KiwiNZ:
The Arms manufacturers should be the first on the list.

Regretfully wrong... if the WOMD to destroy the undesireables are unreliable, we may run out before we get to the end of the list. In which case, we would need Arms Manufacturers to make some more for us. Logically, they should be last on the list. People who can't think logically, OTOH, should be the first to go.

which just goes to prove that extermination is a self defeating exercise.

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#1247172 26-Feb-2015 15:54

MikeAqua: I was listening to a seemingly knowledgeable news correspondent on ISIS this morning.

Reportedly ISIS fighters believe if they are killed by a female they will be denied entrance to paradise. As a result female soldiers are one of the few things they fear. Seems to provide an obvious tactical opportunity if true.

This is badly sourced and most likely utter rubbish. It was a 2nd party quote to begin with and I cannot believe it is still being repeated by news outlets. It's a good sound bite and has some bad comedy factor so that is enough to explain the long life of it.

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#1247186 26-Feb-2015 16:16

freitasm:
SaltyNZ:
heylinb4nz:
Perhaps we could just start with the obvious ones and see how mankind goes for a while ?
Politicians, Bankers, Liberals, Greenies, <insert undesirable countries here>, Ciara, Justin Beiber, Aucklanders :-)

Obligatory: hairdressers, marketing executives, telephone sanitiser, documentary film makers ...

These are all jokes but I suspect someone in a FBI office somewhere is reading this list and thinking "These people are really planning an attack!"

Because... reasons.

Nah - be fine as long as we don't add Americans to the list!

Did we add lawyers?

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#1247190 26-Feb-2015 16:18

frankv:
KiwiNZ:
The Arms manufacturers should be the first on the list.

Regretfully wrong... if the WOMD to destroy the undesireables are unreliable, we may run out before we get to the end of the list. In which case, we would need Arms Manufacturers to make some more for us. Logically, they should be last on the list. People who can't think logically, OTOH, should be the first to go.

Why use WOMD of that type? If we are attempting annihilation, surely biological would be easier - they have already tried twice with AIDS and Ebola...

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