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#1646916 6-Oct-2016 20:32

From Stuff tonight. Please assure me this is pareidolia, it's just a joke, right?

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Trump, Kardashians, TPPA, Monsanto - me and the missus don't think the US ain't never got nothing before as scary-looking as that.

Edit - it's okay, google's "visually similar images" confirms I'm not going mad:

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#1647379 7-Oct-2016 16:18

I had to unfollow and unlike The Herald Facebook page today, just couldn't take it any more.... Their social media editor is a mouth-breathing clickbaiter

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#1647380 7-Oct-2016 16:20

Jesus Fred99, now I'm gonna have nightmares thanks to you!

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#1647393 7-Oct-2016 17:23

Asmodeus:

I had to unfollow and unlike The Herald Facebook page today, just couldn't take it any more.... Their social media editor is a mouth-breathing clickbaiter

Some time ago I did exactly that for Facebook as a whole.

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#1647445 7-Oct-2016 18:17

DarthKermit:

Jesus Fred99, now I'm gonna have nightmares thanks to you!

Didn't realise ... evil evil!

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#1647462 7-Oct-2016 19:50

You won't believe what this vegan witnessed.

The headline is not particularly dumb, the article is rather pointless, but some of the comments provided me with some light entertainment.

Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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#1647471 7-Oct-2016 20:29

floydbloke:

You won't believe what this vegan witnessed.

The headline is not particularly dumb, the article is rather pointless, but some of the comments provided me with some light entertainment.

I wonder if she's realised that everybody dies. And if you happen to be prey, then you are also predator food.

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#1647475 7-Oct-2016 20:52

I particularly enjoyed this comment in reply to the Vegan sensationalist

I know exactly how you feel.. Today I saw someone pull a cabbage out of its natural habitat and chuck it straight in a pot of water and boiled it alive. Inhumane

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#1647545 8-Oct-2016 00:20

I really think the government needs to start selling Vegan hunting licenses, so we can cull the heard. Hell I'd buy one :-)

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#1647546 8-Oct-2016 00:38

Lias:
I really think the government needs to start selling Vegan hunting licenses, so we can cull the heard. Hell I'd buy one :-)

They'd certainly get a shock if they visited Martinborough when the annual pig hunt is on at the pub...

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#1647578 8-Oct-2016 07:32

Only two articles about Aaron Smith today. Two too many. One was that he arrived home. WTF? Thats not news or a secret. The other was his girlfriends Dad speaks, and said he wont talk about the issue. I guess it helps fill the page. I might call Stuff and let them know I plan on going to the refuse place today. I'll take interviews.

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#1647580 8-Oct-2016 07:39

tdgeek:
Only two articles about Aaron Smith today. Two too many. One was that he arrived home. WTF? Thats not news or a secret. The other was his girlfriends Dad speaks, and said he wont talk about the issue. I guess it helps fill the page. I might call Stuff and let them know I plan on going to the refuse place today. I'll take interviews.

I meant to screen shot it, but I got a notification on my phone from OneNews saying they now had video inside the bathroom where whatever took place. Groundbreaking investigive journalism if ever there was any.

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#1647583 8-Oct-2016 07:44

SheriffNZ:
tdgeek:

Only two articles about Aaron Smith today. Two too many. One was that he arrived home. WTF? Thats not news or a secret. The other was his girlfriends Dad speaks, and said he wont talk about the issue. I guess it helps fill the page. I might call Stuff and let them know I plan on going to the refuse place today. I'll take interviews.

I meant to screen shot it, but I got a notification on my phone from OneNews saying they now had video inside the bathroom where whatever took place. Groundbreaking investigive journalism if ever there was any.

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#1647602 8-Oct-2016 08:45

tdgeek: I might call Stuff and let them know I plan on going to the refuse place today.

Now that does sound like real news.

- What sort of time do you think you'll be going?
- Do you usually wait for the ambient temperature to get to a certain level before going?
- Will you wear a jersey or cardigan?
- Will you be upset if it's a bit dirty and/or messy there?

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#1647608 8-Oct-2016 08:53

Breaking news: Aaron Smith's cousin's neighbour gets a parking ticket! We now cross live to our reporter for the latest!

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