Handsomedan:
OK - how many KM's are you putting on your wheels, Mr Mike? I'd imagine you;re getting about a bit more than you think...
But I see where you're coming from 😉
I do confess that since coming out the right side of my covid set back I have been pushing myself to use more bipedal transport around the home. It does result in the odd mess and colourful metaphors. However as the adage by Friedrich Nietzsche says "what does not kill you makes you stronger". He omits the bit about damaging self and property.