paulchinnz:

 

That the length of a piece of string hasn't been defined.

 

Twice the length from the middle to the end.

Advertising everywhere! Went to use the loos at the local shopping mall, go in the stall and sit down. There's a frigging advertisement on the back of the toilet door. 

Overnight rain forecast - 10mm, actual 100mm.

Bit bigger really.

People who take advantage of the extremely vulnerable. 

This has been devastating to the victim. Why do seemingly good people do such evil things?

surfisup1000:

Bit bigger really.

People who take advantage of the extremely vulnerable. 

This has been devastating to the victim. Why do seemingly good people do such evil things?

DarthKermit:

 

Advertising everywhere! Went to use the loos at the local shopping mall, go in the stall and sit down. There's a frigging advertisement on the back of the toilet door. 

 

That's been happening since... forever.

Annoying would be if you want to scribble down the phone numbers, but all you've got is a sheet of toilet tissue and a fountain pen.

surfisup1000:

 

Bit bigger really.

 

People who take advantage of the extremely vulnerable. 

 

This has been devastating to the victim. Why do seemingly good people do such evil things?

 

Annoying is that I'm not sure if you're talking about Jesus Christ, Lemania Melania Trump, or someone in the news headlines I forgot to read this morning.

Edit : Spelling - Freudian typo correction.

Fred99:

DarthKermit:

Advertising everywhere! Went to use the loos at the local shopping mall, go in the stall and sit down. There's a frigging advertisement on the back of the toilet door. 

 

That's been happening since... forever.

Annoying would be if you want to scribble down the phone numbers, but all you've got is a sheet of toilet tissue and a fountain pen.

rb99:

 

Overnight rain forecast - 10mm, actual 100mm.

 

One of the guys at work said he had knee-high water outside his place this morning. He didn't take any pics so I can't guarantee that he wasn't exaggerating though!

Fred99:

 

surfisup1000:

 

Bit bigger really.

 

People who take advantage of the extremely vulnerable. 

 

This has been devastating to the victim. Why do seemingly good people do such evil things?

 

 

 

 

Annoying is that I'm not sure if you're talking about Jesus Christ, Lemania Melania Trump, or someone in the news headlines I forgot to read this morning.

 

Edit : Spelling - Freudian typo correction.

 

Ha ha, no it is something in my personal circle. 

In the long term justice will be served I guess. But, it doesn't help with the immediate issue. 

Behodar:

 

rb99:

 

Overnight rain forecast - 10mm, actual 100mm.

 

 

One of the guys at work said he had knee-high water outside his place this morning. He didn't take any pics so I can't guarantee that he wasn't exaggerating though!

 

Guess it helps living on a hill then.

Mind you, if we ever move I'm getting a house with concrete tiles, the noise under a metal roof just winds me up no end.

MikeB4:

Fred99:

 

DarthKermit:

 

 

 

Advertising everywhere! Went to use the loos at the local shopping mall, go in the stall and sit down. There's a frigging advertisement on the back of the toilet door. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's been happening since... forever.

 

 

 

Annoying would be if you want to scribble down the phone numbers, but all you've got is a sheet of toilet tissue and a fountain pen.

 

Pen and paper, how quaint 😎

With a Montblanc Meisterstück, you'll write down better quality numbers.

"Nice pen - you must be a great writer"

surfisup1000:

 

In the long term justice will be served I guess. But, it doesn't help with the immediate issue. 

 

Hmmmm... "belief in Karma".

(Personal observation: Many people who are malicious @rseholes seem to live long and prosper - if Karma is true, it must happen in the afterlife)

The fact that I have never been able to use any fountain pen, since like President Obama, I write with my left hand (in other things I am right-handed or ambidextrous). This means my hand brushes the paper immediately after the pen, smearing the ink into an illegible mess.