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Lizard1977
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  #2203328 22-Mar-2019 12:42
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martyyn:

 

When people say "somethink"

 

 

Haha! My wife is from the 'naki, and I'm from Auckland, and she's always teasing me for saying "somethink" instead of "something", reckons it's a JAFA thing (or should that be "think).


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  #2203330 22-Mar-2019 12:43
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networkn:

 

I vote the tribute band be called "flush with cash" :) It's not like they haven't sold a few albums.

 

 

Fun* fact - Dire Straits were originally called Cafe Racers...

 

 

 

*Disclaimer - actually degree of "fun" may vary.


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  #2203838 23-Mar-2019 14:36
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The noise of a 2-stroke engine.  More whiney than the voices of Axl Rose and Pippa Wetzel combined.





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  #2203846 23-Mar-2019 15:28
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I am really fed up sick to death of artificial stupidity! I trip over this all the time. I avoid updates for precisely this reason. I always keep autoupdate turned off. Today I decided to manually update my browser because I noticed an issue with it. It downloaded, restarted, downloaded again, restarted, rinse and repeat. J**** F***** C*****!

 

Then I received yet another unwanted bla-bla email from my VPN provider. I am fed up with these so decided to finally unsubscribe (from the emails). I have a paid account but the dumbot insists that unsubscribing will kill that and kick me back to a much more restricted free account. I told the chatbot to stick it up its grommet and am now awaiting contact from an actual person.

 

I absolutely do not understand why people want to talk to machines. I have a Shield with Google voice search. It is the most annoying thing I have ever dealt with. I couldn't wait to install a Flirc and keyboard so I could type what I want and actually get what I type. What a useless moronic gimmicky piece of crap that is. If I had known in advance what I was getting I never would have bought it. I haven't touched it for six months.

 

Artificial stupidity is something fairly small in the scheme of things, but it really, really annoys me!

 

 





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  #2204079 24-Mar-2019 08:12
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People who come to an event and proceed to put up a huge fricking gazebo in the busy field.

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  #2204116 24-Mar-2019 08:19
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Mark: People who come to an event and proceed to put up a huge fricking gazebo in the busy field.


Likewise, similar event goers who cannot indulge in moderation and become a drunken nuisance to those around them as the event progresses.





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  #2204715 25-Mar-2019 14:38
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I wonder whether we'll ever get geolocation working reliably. The "someone just logged into your Twitter account" email I just received doesn't just have the wrong city, but the wrong country too!

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  #2204854 25-Mar-2019 20:25
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Mine usually tells me that it was someone near New Zealand when I log in.





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  #2204915 25-Mar-2019 22:59
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Behodar: I wonder whether we'll ever get geolocation working reliably. The "someone just logged into your Twitter account" email I just received doesn't just have the wrong city, but the wrong country too!

 

 

 

If have to log in to my Apple account from another machine in the house, it usually tells me I have a log in attempt in Glenorchy!






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  #2205030 26-Mar-2019 10:48
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Google shrieks that someone has tried to use my account and was that by any chance me? No, Google. It was the hacker. 

 

 





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  #2205520 27-Mar-2019 10:42
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floydbloke:

 

The noise of a 2-stroke engine.  More whiney than the voices of Axl Rose and Pippa Wetzel combined.

 

 

The sound of a Harley. I hate those farting things.





“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” -John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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  #2205522 27-Mar-2019 10:45
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The genius who's decided our one and only local dedicated post office isn't going to be a post office any more, its going to be a Kiwibank only. Hey, the towns population is only 20000, why would we possibly need a post office.

 

(apparently all that stuff is moving into Paper Plus).





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  #2205583 27-Mar-2019 12:07
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rb99:

The genius who's decided our one and only local dedicated post office isn't going to be a post office any more, its going to be a Kiwibank only. Hey, the towns population is only 20000, why would we possibly need a post office.


(apparently all that stuff is moving into Paper Plus).



Our nearest PO is in a PP store. It works exceptionally well and gives great service.




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  #2205595 27-Mar-2019 12:28
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rb99:

 

The genius who's decided our one and only local dedicated post office isn't going to be a post office any more, its going to be a Kiwibank only. Hey, the towns population is only 20000, why would we possibly need a post office.

 

(apparently all that stuff is moving into Paper Plus).

 

 

it's the way it's going it seems , we havent got a dedicated Post office in Rotorua. All of them are in other shops.





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  #2205599 27-Mar-2019 12:36
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Even in Hastings, no actual post office. The last one has just been shuttered.

 

 





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