I've lost my Thesaurus. I can't find the words to tell you how upset I am.

My Grandfather achieved his life long dream of becoming a Lion Whisperer. 

Just before he died. 

The other day, I saw a sheep pole dancing.

In a Kebab shop.

I’ve lost my Audio Dictionary and now I don’t know how to pronunce words.

floydbloke: Stayed at the Hotel California recently, here's my review: • Lighting; 7/10 a bit shimmery • Reception area; personal greeting on arrival by receptionist, nice touch, although she did lead me to my room by candlelight, which was a bit weird 6/10 • Corridors; noisy and creepy 3/10 • Boys; (lots) pretty 8/10 • Dancing area; courtyard only, stinks of BO, strange crowd 4/10 • Wine cellar; terrible, not stocked for over 55 years 1/10 • Room; a bit pervy, what with the mirrors. They said they had no wine but when I got to my room there was a bottle of champagne waiting (pink, on ice) 3/10 • Cutlery; blunt 1/10 • Nightman; pleasant/robotic 2/10 • Checkout time; any time 10/10 • Exits;(0) 0/10 Overall a pleasant but weird hotel. not bad 6/10. I'm still here.

So you've been back for a second stay? Seems the hotel hasn't changed much. 😀

eracode:

 

floydbloke: Stayed at the Hotel California recently, here's my review: • Lighting; 7/10 a bit shimmery • Reception area; personal greeting on arrival by receptionist, nice touch, although she did lead me to my room by candlelight, which was a bit weird 6/10 • Corridors; noisy and creepy 3/10 • Boys; (lots) pretty 8/10 • Dancing area; courtyard only, stinks of BO, strange crowd 4/10 • Wine cellar; terrible, not stocked for over 55 years 1/10 • Room; a bit pervy, what with the mirrors. They said they had no wine but when I got to my room there was a bottle of champagne waiting (pink, on ice) 3/10 • Cutlery; blunt 1/10 • Nightman; pleasant/robotic 2/10 • Checkout time; any time 10/10 • Exits;(0) 0/10 Overall a pleasant but weird hotel. not bad 6/10. I'm still here.

 

So you've been back for a second stay? Seems the hotel hasn't changed much. 😀

 

Damn sorry.  I wont' delete the duplicate now though because your reply will look out of place.

floydbloke:

 

eracode:

 

floydbloke: Stayed at the Hotel California recently, here's my review: • Lighting; 7/10 a bit shimmery • Reception area; personal greeting on arrival by receptionist, nice touch, although she did lead me to my room by candlelight, which was a bit weird 6/10 • Corridors; noisy and creepy 3/10 • Boys; (lots) pretty 8/10 • Dancing area; courtyard only, stinks of BO, strange crowd 4/10 • Wine cellar; terrible, not stocked for over 55 years 1/10 • Room; a bit pervy, what with the mirrors. They said they had no wine but when I got to my room there was a bottle of champagne waiting (pink, on ice) 3/10 • Cutlery; blunt 1/10 • Nightman; pleasant/robotic 2/10 • Checkout time; any time 10/10 • Exits;(0) 0/10 Overall a pleasant but weird hotel. not bad 6/10. I'm still here.

 

So you've been back for a second stay? Seems the hotel hasn't changed much. 😀

 

 

Damn sorry.  I wont' delete the duplicate now though because your reply will look out of place.

 

Nah, don't fret it. Still good enough for a re-run.

MadEngineer: I was being smart to a band member once and he threatened to whack me with his guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Bah, humbucker!

The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter...

Well, I'm down to my last quarter and they haven't improved!

Oldie but a Goodie: 

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!"

The atheist yells back, "There is no God."

She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord."

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts "Praise the Lord!"

The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no God."

The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!"

networkn:

 

I've lost my Thesaurus. I can't find the words to tell you how upset I am.

 

Thanks for explaining the word "Plethora". It means a lot to me.

A paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar. 😉

I just posted a Trump story in the Trump thread. Wasn't sure if it was appropriate for this thread so opted for there.

johno1234:

 

networkn:

 

I've lost my Thesaurus. I can't find the words to tell you how upset I am.

 

 

Thanks for explaining the word "Plethora". It means a lot to me.

 

Mrs Code said that I need to stop playing Word games with her by any means possible and I said to her no it doesn't.