I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked.

“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, “Your height?”

“5 foot 4,” I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 foot 2 inches. She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed. “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

eracode:

 

I just posted a Trump story in the Trump thread. Wasn't sure if it was appropriate for this thread so opted for there.

 

Eva888:

 

eracode:

 

I just posted a Trump story in the Trump thread. Wasn't sure if it was appropriate for this thread so opted for there.

 

That was great. You could hear his voice while reading and the style is him exactly

 

That's what I thought when I first read it - I have exceptional reading skills which amaze most people, everyone tells me. 😀

I didn't write it and take no credit - it was a copy and paste - the writer did a great job. (Great job). 

When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see one.

I met my wife on Tinder. 

It was extremely awkward.

networkn:

 

I met my wife on Tinder. 

 

It was extremely awkward.

 

Distances to SF, Melbourne and Honolulu - Banana for scale:

There was a kind of weird orchestra who made instruments from fruit and veg, it was started by the guy who played the tuber.

They were at the front door tonight, but I didn't answer it.