It wasn't even series 4: it was the Christmas special between series 1 and 2.

Tinkerisk:

 

 

 

Do you really expect we know this guy? 

 

She. :-)

SaltyNZ:

 

Tinkerisk:

 

 

 

Do you really expect we know this guy? 

 

 

 

 

She. :-)

 

Whatever. „Unknown“ is not gender-dependent. 😉

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."

Then I said: "Turn left here."

"Studies have shown that people don't actually think for themselves, and instead just do what others do."

"I'm glad I'm not like that, but how many studies showed that?"

"69."

"Nice."

Bumper Sticker:

Cars are not dogs

So please control you car

to stop it trying to sniff my cars A$$.

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer: In the cowshed
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: In the cowshed also 
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one..black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It's also mine.

Please don't confuse your quick Google search with my 20 years of experience.

ANglEAUT:

 

Please don't confuse your quick Google search with my 20 years of experience.

 

Or as I say to the very occasional client, you and I can google the same things, but I'll know which of the 90,000 responses are relevant and what fix won't cause unintended consequences, the ones that have least impact on you. THAT is what you are paying for. 

networkn:

 

ANglEAUT:

 

Please don't confuse your quick Google search with my 20 years of experience.

 

 

Or as I say to the very occasional client, you and I can google the same things, but I'll know which of the 90,000 responses are relevant and what fix won't cause unintended consequences, the ones that have least impact on you. THAT is what you are paying for. 

 

I tell them "Because insurance won't cover your for google vs my Electrical registration."

networkn:

 

ANglEAUT:

 

Please don't confuse your quick Google search with my 20 years of experience.

 

 

Or as I say to the very occasional client, you and I can google the same things, but I'll know which of the 90,000 responses are relevant and what fix won't cause unintended consequences, the ones that have least impact on you. THAT is what you are paying for. 

 

Google has all of the answers, even the wrong ones.

I told my psychiatrist I was hearing voices. 

He said... You don't have a psychiatrist.

If you've ever wondered why having a big vocabulary is important, try saving someones live with an anecdote. 

Gurezaemon:

 

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
^
^
^
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It's also mine.

 

A randy young cowherd was leaning on the fence, flirting and chatting up the pretty young dairy-maid, when a bull mounted a cow in the pasture next to them.

He smiled lasciviously and said “Mmm - I wish it was me doing that”.

She replied “Well you can if you like - it’s your cow”.

I went for a quick coffee in California (=Kalifornien) earlier. 😁