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#2007078 3-May-2018 12:54

Private fireworks display mystifies Aucklanders

Stop the presses! Some people on Twitter didn't know about every event in existence!

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#2007964 4-May-2018 16:32

Pilot forced to break brake hard in near miss between two Qantas planes on Perth runway

Two Qantas flights had a near-miss in Perth when a plane crossed a runway into the path of another jet commencing take off.

The Australian Transport Safety Bureau is investigating the serious incident on Saturday, which occurred after a Qantas flight from Sydney landed and nearly cut across a departing plane.
The pilot had to break brake hard as the other jet, travelling to Sydney, was forced to abort take-off.

An initial ATSB report said the landed aircraft was supposed to stop short at a holding point before the runway but the pilots kept going until air traffic controllers told them to break brake immediately.

The close shave occurred in an area known as a runway incursion "hotspot", the ATSB said.

Qantas said it will review the incident, and are assisting the ATSB with its investigation, with a final report expected in a year.

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/pilot-forced-break-hard-in-near-miss-between-two-qantas-planes-perth-runway

There, fixed the bits the editor didn't.

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#2007979 4-May-2018 17:18

Maybe the plane was just breaking bad.

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#2008086 4-May-2018 19:43

Normally when aircraft 'Break' they are either;
a) fighters turning suddenly and hard while airborne, or
b) falling apart with great loss of life.

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#2008177 4-May-2018 21:32

The spelling mistake is still there. I've noticed that Stuff and the herald fix those mistakes in online articles soon after publication. One News online - you are cheap ; ).

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#2010225 8-May-2018 19:00

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/emergency/man-electroduced-at-sylvia-park/

Even if they had managed to spell it correctly, he was'nt

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#2010253 8-May-2018 19:34

Brunzy:

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/emergency/man-electroduced-at-sylvia-park/

Even if they had managed to spell it correctly, he was'nt

I was shocked to read that!

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#2014612 12-May-2018 13:05

Stuff named NZ's best website

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#2014616 12-May-2018 13:12

DarthKermit:

Stuff named NZ's best website

superb reporting

Are we talking about the same thing?!

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#2017586 17-May-2018 12:19

Watch? Nope - I don't think so.

WTF are stories like this doing on the front page of a NZ main news website?

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#2017591 17-May-2018 12:24

If that is the only way it can survive, it doesn't deserve to.

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#2017648 17-May-2018 14:15

Fred99:

Watch? Nope - I don't think so.

WTF are stories like this doing on the front page of a NZ main news website?

Wow, the news media really does report absolute crap these days!

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#2017651 17-May-2018 14:30

gzt: The spelling mistake is still there. I've noticed that Stuff and the herald fix those mistakes in online articles soon after publication. One News online - you are cheap ; ).

The editors get fired these days. An extra expense......

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#2019501 20-May-2018 19:47

I wonder if we'll eventually get AI that can randomly string together words and write Herald headlines.

Hmm...

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#2019505 20-May-2018 20:05

Strayfire:

I wonder if we'll eventually get AI that can randomly string together words and write Herald headlines.

Hmm...

We have it now!

Only problem is that the words together don't make sense, or relate to the article itself!

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