Come to Australia and then you'll get Cyclone, Cyclone, Cyclone instead!

Edit: Just noticed this is the joke thread.

Behodar:

 

Come to Australia and then you'll get Cyclone, Cyclone, Cyclone instead!

 

Edit: Just noticed this is the joke thread.

 

Apart from that, it's not as if there aren't hurricanes from the sea with wind speeds of 200-220 km/h that don't upset us. That would be nothing for cardboard and matchstick houses. 😉

Behodar:

 

Come to Australia and then you'll get Cyclone, Cyclone, Cyclone instead!

 

Edit: Just noticed this is the joke thread.

 

Still afraid to open the fridge though

‘Honey, the advert is being interrupted by a film again’

Tinkerisk:

 

On television: Trump.
On the radio: Trump.
On the internet: Trump.
I'm afraid to open my fridge.

 

I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"

I replied, "Not at all."

"Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

The longer we are together, the more annoying my wife tells me she finds me and the more crime TV she watches. Hopefully, that's a coincidence!

My wife hates it when the woman next door sunbathes topless.  I'm on the fence.

Project managers are people who think that nine women can give birth to a child within a month. 😁

If I am ever on death row, and electric chair is my chosen method, unpopped corn kernels will make up part of my last meal.

networkn:

 

If I am ever on death row, and electric chair is my chosen method, unpopped corn kernels will make up part of my last meal.

 

 

 

Make sure to request cremation to be completely sure the joke, ah, goes off.

SaltyNZ:

 

Make sure to request cremation to be completely sure the joke, ah, goes off.

 

eGads. Talk about Corny!