Gurezaemon:

 

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It's apt. It reminds me of a butt sh*tting on it's customers...

 

I can't unsee this now.

Very much agree though, here's the track for a parcel posted from Wellington on 5 June, destination Perth. (Estimate said 6 business days).  It still hasn't arrived.

Origin:
2021-06-21 20:29 Australia, Sydney, Your item will be sorted for transport to a delivery office by the destination country operator. This is the last tracking event supported for your item as part of our semi-tracked product.
2021-06-17 23:00 Your item is being transported by the airline to its overseas destination
2021-06-17 09:13 Your item is being transported by the airline to its overseas destination
2021-06-16 23:03 Your item is being transported by the airline to its overseas destination
2021-06-16 23:00 Your item is being transported by the airline to its overseas destination
2021-06-15 14:52 New Zealand, Auckland, Your item has been processed and cleared for transit to its country of destination
2021-06-12 11:15 New Zealand, Auckland, Your item has been received at a parcel depot and is being sorted for transport overseas. Due to the nature of international air transport currently this is taking longer than expected. Please be assured that your parcel will be sent on international transport as soon as capacity is available.
2021-06-10 10:50 New Zealand, Auckland, Your item has arrived at the outbound mail centre and is being prepared for sending overseas