So I stupidly bought the wrong kind of RAM...
I have 4 8GB modules that are apparently for Apple Mac Pro.
Part number is KTA-MP1333DR/8G
They are brand new, have been put on a MoBo and then back in the box when I googled why it wasn't working. So much faceplam.
Paid $50 each so will sell for that. Buy 2 and you can have them for $90, buy 4 and have them for $160... but wait, there's more! Will ship for free because they are obviously light weight and tiny.
PM me =)