BlinkyBill: King Canute demonstrated that there are powers greater than his, and he was the most powerful in the land. He set his throne on the sea shore and commanded the sea not to wet his feet.
I'm assuming the OP is demonstrating the futility of dogma and illogical thinking, in a most regal manner reminiscent of history. Verily, the wisdom of Solomon, in the modern age.
Or, he's nuts.
No, not nuts but recognize I often tilt at windmills.
With this I'm just interested in exploring options when something a consumer has purchased fails - for whatever reason that might be.