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TRUMP PLANS TO DESTROY CORONAVIRUS WITH DEADLY TWEET
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump said on Wednesday that he was planning to destroy the coronavirus by sending it a “very, very bad tweet”.
Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that he was already in the process of crafting destructive insults about the virus.
In a preview of the mean tweet he is devising, Trump said, “The thing about the virus is it’s incredibly small, even smaller than Bernie Sanders.”
He added that he was also in the process of coming up with an insulting nickname for the virus.
“It’s going to be something about how teensy weensy it is,” Trump said. “Like Lil’ Micro Mini Virus. I’m still working on it, but it’s gonna be the meanest tweet ever.”
Trump was dismissive of the scientists who have raised dire concerns about the virus in recent days. “These so-called experts are the same people who said I needed sunglasses to look at the eclipse,” he said.
Trump crowned? No faux King way!
The tragic thing about Borowitz' reports is they read as if they are factual! You have to snap out of it and tell yourself it really isn't real.
The POTUS (who has a history of telling the truth or mainly the truth about 14% of the time) is scheduled to hold a press conference on covid-19 in about an hour.
Fred99:The POTUS (who has a history of telling the truth or mainly the truth about 14% of the time) is scheduled to hold a press conference on covid-19 in about an hour.
So there is about a 7/50 chance he will be telling the truth? (Of course in his demented mind everything he says is the truth!)
Fred99:
The POTUS (who has a history of telling the truth or mainly the truth about 14% of the time) is scheduled to hold a press conference on covid-19 in about an hour.
dclegg:
Fred99:
The POTUS (who has a history of telling the truth or mainly the truth about 14% of the time) is scheduled to hold a press conference on covid-19 in about an hour.
3% will be information about the virus. 97% will be moaning about being treated unfairly by the "fake news media" and "do nothing Dems".
"Due to an unprecedented threat of mass contagion of covfefe virus from touching voting machines, the 2020 election will be postponed until further notice"
Fred99:
"Due to an unprecedented threat of mass contagion of covfefe virus from touching voting machines, the 2020 election will be postponed until further notice"
Fred99:
He's stood down from heading the task force - delegating it to Pence - probably throwing him under a bus, but hey:
The replies are fantastic.

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The Washington Post - How Trump can avoid being his own worst enemy on coronavirus
today
One of President Trump’s failings is that he thinks he knows better than his experts - more about the military than his generals, more about the economy than his Fed chairman, more about intelligence than his spymasters and now, we fear, more about public health than his doctors.
Trump is hardly unique among politicians in overvaluing his expertise.
But in dealing with coronavirus, this presidential vanity could be very dangerous.
It undermines confidence in financial markets, and it politicizes what should be a nonpartisan, fact-based response to the crisis. ...
... Trump made a bad mistake when he seemed to endorse a questioner’s suggestion that the CDC [Centers for Disease Control and Prevention] was “exaggerating” the threat.
“I think they are,” he said. “I’d like it to stop.” That unwise comment probably spooked the markets.
The danger of heavy-handed presidential intervention is that it can drive experts underground when their advice is most needed [as with the Intelligence service]. ...

Sideface
This is Bernie’s base - the same folks who tell pollsters that socialism is great because free stuff is cool & they have no idea how many countries have tried it and utterly failed. The antidote: facts, truth & substance.
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