Handsomedan:
Went paddleboarding for the first time yesterday on my new iSUP.
Didn't realise until after I had been on and off the board several times and got back into the beach that I had been wearing my very expensive glasses.
Needless to say, after a bit of frantic searching, I realised where they were and resigned myself to wearing my spares while I get the insurance claim underway.
Photographic evidence from my wife confirmed that i was wearing the glasses when I first jumped aboard the watercraft.
Whoops!
Your insurance company must LOVE You! (as ours does us).