Neb: Thanks for the great links. Made my morning :-)

https://www.alternativelyfacts.com/rascal-scooters/ 

Biden Announces Plan to Cut Carlson Emissions by Ninety-five Per Cent

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what might be the boldest initiative of his Presidency, Joe Biden announced that he would strive to cut Carlson emissions by as much as ninety-five per cent by 2025.

Underscoring the urgency of his proposal, Biden observed that Carlson emissions, even when compared to other notorious polluters like Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham, were especially toxic.

The President’s ambitious plan, which includes retrofitting the nation’s televisions to automatically change the channel when Carlson appears, is unlikely to garner Republican support, but Biden remained undaunted.

“We owe it to our children and grandchildren to do this,” he said.

“If you have a vaccine, quite honestly, what do you care if your neighbor has one or not?”

Personally, I don't think it's a bad thing if Republicans refuse to be vaccinated. Exercising their right to die a painful death is guaranteed under the Constitution.

Oh but it's all about their "freedoms", that over-rides anything else.

TRUMP BLASTS BIDEN FOR NOT DOING ENOUGH FIRING IN HIS FIRST HUNDRED DAYS

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Unsparing in his criticism of the President, Donald J. Trump blasted Joe Biden for a lack of firing activity during his first hundred days in office.

“It only took me week to fire Sally Yates, and by March I’d axed forty-six U.S. attorneys,” he said. “I hit the ground running and I never looked back.”

At the rate Biden is going, Trump said, “He’s going to be looking across his desk at the same losers the entire time he’s in office.”

In another alleged failure of Biden’s first hundred days, Trump ripped the President for having picked “no fights whatsoever” with other world leaders.

“It’s like he doesn’t even watch TV,” Trump said. “What does he do all day?”

Rudy - Karma

Mr. Giuliani, with President Donald J. Trump in 2020.
The execution of search warrants is an extraordinary action for prosecutors to take against a lawyer, let alone a lawyer for a former president.
Credit. Erin Schaff / The New York Times

The New York Times - Federal Investigators Search Rudy Giuliani’s Apartment and Office

The Washington Post - Federal agents execute search warrant at Rudy Giuliani’s home

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NEW YORK - Federal agents executed a search warrant Wednesday at the Manhattan home of Rudolph W. Giuliani, seizing his electronic devices as part of a long-running investigation into whether the one-time New York mayor and attorney for former president Donald Trump acted as an unregistered foreign agent ...

 

Such a search involving a high-profile lawyer marks a dramatic step forward in the probe, which has centered around Giuliani’s activities involving Ukraine and whether he sought to influence U.S. policy toward that country.

 

Giuliani, who has previously denied any wrongdoing, could not immediately be reached for comment. ...

 

Rudy is becoming increasingly reluctant to be reached for comment.  😉

More Trump egomania ...

The Daily Express - Donald Trump believes his head would be on Mount Rushmore - if he was a Democrat

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The former President made the remarks in his appearance on a podcast hosted by Dan Bongino.

 

In September, Mr Trump held a campaign rally at Mount Rushmore in South Dakota and claimed the Democrats want to “blow up” the monument.

 

Mr Trump agreed with avid supporter Mr Bongino that he would be carved into the monument alongside other US leaders.

 

The monument features George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.

 

In response to Mr Bongino saying he would be on the monument if he was a Democrat President, Mr Trump responded: “I know, I know - yeah, I would have.”  ...

 

Sadly, Trump probably truly believes that he deserves to be on Mount Rushmore ... deluded as ever.   😕

Trump did used to be a democrat. He goes wherever he thinks there is an opportunity for self-aggrandisment. Thank goodness he switched.

How can any man not know what a prize, best-in-show, A-grade, top shelf A-HOLE he really is?

What a deluded drongo.

His ass is going to need a bigger mountain!

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/04/29/donald-trump-100-days-484926

Interesting read on Trump's first 100 days, post-presidency.