Nameless HR Facilitator : Okay everyone, split up in groups of 4, now everyone pair up with one other in your group, now learn about their hopes, fears, career path, sexual preference, kinks, salary, and their innermost guarded secrets in 5 minutes, and explain it to the rest of us. 

Other Person : Erm, okay ... he's an IT Architect for some governement entity in Auckland, for sexual preference ... well he's a mac user, and for kinks he likes iphones and ipads and digital devices of any kind. he does 3D modelling and texturing and plays horribly hyped up computer games.

Everyone Else : Mac user?! get out!! we dont want your filth here ...