My name is Bergius Decimus Meridius. Member of On3 Network, founder of The Forum of Awesome and Manliness, loyal servant to the true emperor, Arnold. Father to a fried graphics card, husband to a murdered iPhone. And I will have my vengeance, in this thread or the next.
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