https://forums.opensuse.org/english/get-technical-help-here/install-boot-login/480957-cant-boot-usb-win-7-a.html
Basically it seems that I have no ability to boot from my 16GB USB stick - the UEFI BIOS doesn't see the device and insists I have only two boot options - DVD drive or HDD. The stick works just fine in my Acer laptop - its BIOS allows me to seet the boot order to boot from the stick and everything's peachy there. Here are couple of the relevant screenshots from my BIOS, taken with the bootable USB stick installed:

Hard Drive BBS Priorities Menu

