keepitwarm:

 

"I made eggs"

 

 

 

Nope, you didn't, a hen did. 

 

So, if a hen made eggs, what made the hen? 

Geektastic:

 

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.

 

My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!

 

Plus one (the button has disappeared for some reason). 

You did commit a crime by filling the form inaccurately.  I'm not sure I'd be so brave to lie on immigration forms. Even though it is an obvious joke .

surfisup1000:

 

 

 

Plus one (the button has disappeared for some reason). 

 

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surfisup1000:

 

Geektastic:

 

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.

 

My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!

 

 

Plus one (the button has disappeared for some reason). 

 

You did commit a crime by filling the form inaccurately.  I'm not sure I'd be so brave to lie on immigration forms. Even though it is an obvious joke .

 

 

 

 

 

Crime shmime. They deserve a bill for wasting my time.

freitasm:

 

surfisup1000:

 

 

 

Plus one (the button has disappeared for some reason). 

 

 

Whitelist Geekzone on your adblocker (or subscribe) and it will appear again.

 

Ah gotcha, will do. Thx. 

Geektastic:

 

 

 

Crime shmime. They deserve a bill for wasting my time.

 

You'll be getting the full body cavity check next time. Hehe.

Geektastic:

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.

frankv:

Geektastic:

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.

 

Geektastic:

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.

My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!

Another one I will add, people that post a picture of their dog on facebook and then words like "Mummy said I have been a bad dog" and other crap like that asif their talking for their dog.

MikeB4:

Geektastic:

Filling endless Departure and Arrival cards when I fly.

My passport is electronic. You know when I left and you know when I arrived. Making me get out a pen and write pointless details about what I did when I visited your country, my flight number, my passport number etc is just +#$%@@@ annoying.

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

Find an electronic way to deal with this - such as having the questions on the screen at Smartgate, an app - or even on the screen in the plane seat. It's 2016....!!!!

Yep that 90 second task is so onerous

Dingbatt:

frankv:

Geektastic:

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.

 

So the next time you go to Australia and see the CIQ officer slipping on a rubber glove as you approach the counter.........

Geektastic:

Dingbatt:

frankv:

 

Geektastic:

 

 

 

You don't check anyway - last time I left Australia I put my profession down as 'Circus Clown'.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not funny. #HadToBeSaid.

 

 

 

 

 

So the next time you go to Australia and see the CIQ officer slipping on a rubber glove as you approach the counter.........

Well, normally that sort of thing costs me money on a Thursday night......;-)

It's a digital world....

When you send someone on GZ a PM thinking you might possibly be doing them a favour by suggesting something they might be interested in - and it doesn't even warrant an acknowledgment.

Supermarket bread specials - "2 loaves for $4" etc (vs one loaf for $3.95 or whatever).

Thawed frozen bread is ghastly, we never eat enough bread to make it worth buying 2 loaves at a time and I don't like throwing food out. This is a marketing fail for Countdown - probably not overall - but for me.  It's one of several reasons I've been going out of my way (travelling further) to do my grocery shopping elsewhere.