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  #1826693 21-Jul-2017 17:14
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NZH: "Aucklanders blasted by rain, thunder, hail". C'mon - it's winter FFS and this weather is nothing unusual.

 

I know it been said countless times on these forums but I took a trying-to-be objective look at the Herald website just now - and what an unmitigated load of crap it is. They should be ashamed of themselves.




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  #1826697 21-Jul-2017 17:23
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Someone posted on GZ the other day that the Herald site's visitor numbers are way down. Who woulda thunk it?

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  #1826707 21-Jul-2017 18:05
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DarthKermit:

 

Someone posted on GZ the other day that the Herald site's visitor numbers are way down. Who woulda thunk it?

 

 

 

 

Someone needs to set them up a give a little page...

 

If it ain't broke, don't fix 

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  #1826714 21-Jul-2017 18:25
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Ironically this is how the NZHerald plan to make more money.

Perhaps it's a silicon valley plot to drive the share price down and acquire it ; ).

Edit: No thank you.

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  #1827351 22-Jul-2017 22:29
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Heh - Saturday nights thanks to NZ Herald:

 

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  #1827352 22-Jul-2017 22:32
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Does this mean the Herald is getting even dumber?

 

 




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  #1827355 22-Jul-2017 22:44
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I know I've had enough of seeing that tattooed face.




Delete cookies?! Are you insane?!

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  #1833840 30-Jul-2017 18:16
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Did they headline this twice - so both of my wives could read it?

 

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  #1833841 30-Jul-2017 18:18
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A "click here" managed to slip through into the local printed paper this week!

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  #1840611 7-Aug-2017 15:27
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http://mobile.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.php?c_id=5&objectid=11897878

 

You might be rural, need VDSL because broadband isn't available in your area, want or not want fibre, need a static IP address or simply like your broadband, landline, mobile and/or power charges all on one bill.

 

Here I was thinking that VDSL was broadband.

 

EDIT: Actually, this is good news for rural people who can't get broadband - just get VDSL instead foot-in-mouth

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  #1844966 11-Aug-2017 09:29
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A 24% decline in year on year sales for one month isn't a "collapse".

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  #1846274 14-Aug-2017 11:36
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I learned me a new word today: 'expansioned'

 

Why you should visit Panama Canal 

 

An engineering marvel, the expansioned Panama Canal will leave you in even more awe.

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  #1846290 14-Aug-2017 12:41
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DarthKermit:

 

I learned me a new word today: 'expansioned'

 

Why you should visit Panama Canal 

 

An engineering marvel, the expansioned Panama Canal will leave you in even more awe.

 

 

Awfulfilled!

 

 




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  #1847520 16-Aug-2017 12:41
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"iPhone users sent nude pics"

 

I suspect that people have been doing that for ten years...

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  #1847610 16-Aug-2017 14:41
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Behodar:

 

"iPhone users sent nude pics"

 

I suspect that people have been doing that for ten years...

 

 

ONLY iPhone users? Wow!

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