-    1. Dogs make you get off the warm couch to go out for a walk in crap weather

-    2. Dogs run around in circles yapping loudly when you try to sneak in at night

-    3. Dogs look deep into your eyes and make you feel guilty

-    4. Dogs wrap the leash around your legs and force you into close contact with the neighbour lady who thinks you are doing it on purpose

-     5. Dogs cost more to feed than you do

-    6. If dogs catch you cutting up fresh meat, they may eat you

-    7. Dogs get bored and will destroy your house while you are away 

-    8. Dogs get rabies

-    9. Dogs always think the doorbell is for them

-    10a. Dogs eat shit

-    10b Dogs lick your face