HAARP closes... what are conspiracy theorists going to blame earthquakes and weather on now?

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#126930 24-Jul-2013 11:01

http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/07/well-cant-use-haarp-as-the-ultimate-excuse-anymore-its-closed/

"Conspiracy theorists concerned with intentional weather modification will have to find someone else to blame, because HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) has closed.
The 35-acre ionospheric research facility in remote Gakona, Alaska – 200 miles north of Anchorage – shut down in early May 2013."

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#864917 24-Jul-2013 11:04

The conspiracy will now be that it's not really closed, but a government cover up to hide "the truth", or some ***t

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#864919 24-Jul-2013 11:05

They will blame Loki

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#864923 24-Jul-2013 11:07

They will start up about "Chemtrails" again soon. In my mind these people have to much time on their hands.

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#864954 24-Jul-2013 11:45

cue Mr Moon

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#864971 24-Jul-2013 11:56

The damage has been done guys. Turning it off doesn't UNDO the damage. That's OBVIOUS.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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#864994 24-Jul-2013 12:57

probably blame it on 'teh gays' I expect.

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#864998 24-Jul-2013 13:02

Go on, blame it all on me.

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#865009 24-Jul-2013 13:18

PeterReader: Go on, blame it all on me.

ahh so you are producing the chem trails

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#865043 24-Jul-2013 13:53

When PeterReader gets sentient, that's when doom is near.

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#865054 24-Jul-2013 14:15

It appears that he has already become self aware. Judgment day is 24-Jul-2013 13:02pm GMT+12

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#865118 24-Jul-2013 14:59

NonprayingMantis: probably blame it on 'teh gays' I expect.

Yeah we have a meeting about this later next week about adding it to the 'Gay Agenda'. Its getting pretty long now though so we may have to cull it.

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#865285 24-Jul-2013 18:23

BurningBeard: http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/07/well-cant-use-haarp-as-the-ultimate-excuse-anymore-its-closed/

"Conspiracy theorists concerned with intentional weather modification will have to find someone else to blame, because HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) has closed.
The 35-acre ionospheric research facility in remote Gakona, Alaska – 200 miles north of Anchorage – shut down in early May 2013."

I've met one of them....

She believe they could steer tornados with it.

Tried to point out how much energy was involved in a tornado and that what HAARP was doing was like trying to heat up the Amazon river by pissing in it.

I got "They are using technology you dont understand"

I said it was actually aliens, and you cant see them because they are using technology you dont understand.

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#865301 24-Jul-2013 18:43

sir1963:
BurningBeard: http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/07/well-cant-use-haarp-as-the-ultimate-excuse-anymore-its-closed/

"Conspiracy theorists concerned with intentional weather modification will have to find someone else to blame, because HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) has closed.
The 35-acre ionospheric research facility in remote Gakona, Alaska – 200 miles north of Anchorage – shut down in early May 2013."

I've met one of them....

She believe they could steer tornados with it.

Tried to point out how much energy was involved in a tornado and that what HAARP was doing was like trying to heat up the Amazon river by pissing in it.

I got "They are using technology you dont understand"

I said it was actually aliens, and you cant see them because they are using technology you dont understand.

Sometimes asking them questions like that (how much energy was involved in a tornado etc) but there's always that get out of jail free card, "it's super sciency stuff that's beyond you."

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