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Topic # 126930 24-Jul-2013 11:01
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http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/07/well-cant-use-haarp-as-the-ultimate-excuse-anymore-its-closed/

"Conspiracy theorists concerned with intentional weather modification will have to find someone else to blame, because HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) has closed.
The 35-acre ionospheric research facility in remote Gakona, Alaska – 200 miles north of Anchorage – shut down in early May 2013."




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  Reply # 864917 24-Jul-2013 11:04
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The conspiracy will now be that it's not really closed, but a government cover up to hide "the truth", or some ***t




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  Reply # 864919 24-Jul-2013 11:05
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They will blame Loki




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  Reply # 864923 24-Jul-2013 11:07
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They will start up about "Chemtrails" again soon. In my mind these people have to much time on their hands.

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  Reply # 864954 24-Jul-2013 11:45
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cue Mr Moon




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The damage has been done guys. Turning it off doesn't UNDO the damage. That's OBVIOUS.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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  Reply # 864994 24-Jul-2013 12:57
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probably blame it on 'teh gays' I expect.

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  Reply # 864998 24-Jul-2013 13:02
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Go on, blame it all on me.




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  Reply # 865009 24-Jul-2013 13:18
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PeterReader: Go on, blame it all on me.


ahh so you are producing the chem trails




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  Reply # 865043 24-Jul-2013 13:53
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When PeterReader gets sentient, that's when doom is near.




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  Reply # 865054 24-Jul-2013 14:15
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It appears that he has already become self aware. Judgment day is 24-Jul-2013 13:02pm GMT+12

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  Reply # 865118 24-Jul-2013 14:59
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NonprayingMantis: probably blame it on 'teh gays' I expect.


Yeah we have a meeting about this later next week about adding it to the 'Gay Agenda'. Its getting pretty long now though so we may have to cull it.




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  Reply # 865285 24-Jul-2013 18:23
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BurningBeard: http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/07/well-cant-use-haarp-as-the-ultimate-excuse-anymore-its-closed/

"Conspiracy theorists concerned with intentional weather modification will have to find someone else to blame, because HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) has closed.
The 35-acre ionospheric research facility in remote Gakona, Alaska – 200 miles north of Anchorage – shut down in early May 2013."



I've met one of them....

She believe they could steer tornados with it.

Tried to point out how much energy was involved in a tornado and that what HAARP was doing was like trying to heat up the Amazon river by pissing in it.

I got "They are using technology you dont understand"

I said it was actually aliens, and you cant see them because they are using technology you dont understand.



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BurningBeard: http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/07/well-cant-use-haarp-as-the-ultimate-excuse-anymore-its-closed/

"Conspiracy theorists concerned with intentional weather modification will have to find someone else to blame, because HAARP (the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) has closed.
The 35-acre ionospheric research facility in remote Gakona, Alaska – 200 miles north of Anchorage – shut down in early May 2013."



I've met one of them....

She believe they could steer tornados with it.

Tried to point out how much energy was involved in a tornado and that what HAARP was doing was like trying to heat up the Amazon river by pissing in it.

I got "They are using technology you dont understand"

I said it was actually aliens, and you cant see them because they are using technology you dont understand.


Sometimes asking them questions like that (how much energy was involved in a tornado etc) but there's always that get out of jail free card, "it's super sciency stuff that's beyond you."

"Think for yourself maaaaaan"
"Um, if you say so, duuuuude."




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Reply # 865342 24-Jul-2013 19:51
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BurningBeard: (xkcd)

I was totally hovering the mouse over that and wondering why the title text wouldn't appear >.<

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  Reply # 865371 24-Jul-2013 20:56
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PeterReader is definitely morphing into a Skynet equivalent ... we are all doomed! be warned!




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