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Rickles: I also firmly believe that USB ports on the sides of TVs actually randomly change their orientation !
ubergeeknz: That's a well known phenomenon called the "USB Uncertainty Principle"
To clarify:
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer walks back to the rear of the car and opens the boot.
"Hey" says the cop. "You have a dead cat in here!"
An angry Schrödinger replies "Well we do now."
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