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#21324 23-Apr-2008 07:40

In the last couple of weeks we found out about BP (Biddle Petroleum), BA (Biddle Airways), BT (Biddle Telecommunications), and BA (Biddle of America).

Has anyone else found other Biddle companies?

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#125755 23-Apr-2008 08:07

I've come across BS (Biddle Security), BITS (Biddle Insurance Taxation Services) and BONK (Biddle Oriental Noodles and Kilts)

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#125760 23-Apr-2008 08:17

I use a fantastic communications tool manufactured by BUMS (Biddle Unified Messaging Services), which is a division of Biddle Interactive Telecommunications Corporation of Haiti (B.I.T.C.H)

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#125763 23-Apr-2008 08:24

Don't forget IBM - Inventor (of) Biddles Millions.....

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#125768 23-Apr-2008 08:34

willnz: I use a fantastic communications tool manufactured by BUMS (Biddle Unified Messaging Services), which is a division of Biddle Interactive Telecommunications Corporation of Haiti (B.I.T.C.H)

I believe since the last joint venture they established, they are now known as Biddle Interactive Associated Telecommunications Corporation of Haiti (B.I.A.T.C.H).

With the impending merger with the Fiji Association of Communications Enterprises (F.A.C.E.) it will become known as:

"B.I.A.T.C.H.-F.A.C.E."

edit: I came to GZ this morning for serious work purposes.... and look how you lot sidetracked me!!

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#125770 23-Apr-2008 08:37

I apologise Tony. Please continue with your "serious work purposes"...

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#125788 23-Apr-2008 09:28

With his Biddle Billions I think he should start up Biddle Broadcasting Corporation (BBC).

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#125790 23-Apr-2008 09:43

PRESS RELEASE:

Through concern from various industry leaders, ABC (Anti Biddle Campaign) has today been incorporated.

The highly respectable, socially responsible, trying to do what is best for their country rather than their company,

leaders of the various industries - petroleum, telecommunications and aviation, have joined forces to "take out the

trash" that is rumoured to soon be SIR Steven Biddle.

His low cost model of only one employee is proving to be his downfall as once he is in a large sack, with a large number of bricks, in a river, his empire will crumble! This disposal of the said do-gooder is due to take place as soon as a suitable, physically capable, illegal overstayer named Rufus can be employed.

ABC Inc anticipates unprecedented public support coupled with support from various other rogue industries, the last thing this country needs is an honest, low-cost, reliable, responsible, jump-start! running around making everything reasonably priced for consumers. NOW! is the time to act, before this enterprise takes hold!

Once Master Biddle is removed from his perch, fair, reasonable and un-challenged exhorbitant pricing will again prevail for the good of the nation, you have our word!

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#125795 23-Apr-2008 09:53

Let us not forget Pacific Biddle

Biddle Corp - Taking over the world

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#125806 23-Apr-2008 10:31

Potentially the worst software suite in the world was released today:

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#125825 23-Apr-2008 11:14

And in other news, Wanganui mayor Michael Laws today announced another addition to that city's list of banned gang patches:

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#125861 23-Apr-2008 13:08

Be careful what you say doesn't upset him, or he'll send this after you. The aptly named USS (Ultimate Slander Solution) Biddle

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#125866 23-Apr-2008 13:13

All New Zealanders will be delighted to hear that the Biddle conglomerate has recently launched a political wing.

I will certainly be voting for the Biddle Unbridled Megalomania Association at the upcoming general election.

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#125867 23-Apr-2008 13:13

News Report

Biddle Coporation, who are very much into every industry in one night are really considering to enter a battle with Apple Inc., For the start, they are showing their strength by naming their Computer Peripherals as Bipple so that it rhymes with Apple

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#125898 23-Apr-2008 14:35

If he did a Masters in Operations Research, would he be MORBid?

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#126125 24-Apr-2008 13:50

I only save with KiwiBiddle.

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