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#7097 19-Mar-2006 12:39
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Nigel , the last man alive on the face of the Earth , sat quietly in his study, there came a knock at the door.




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#31023 19-Mar-2006 12:47
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He thought it was Diana, the last woman alive on the face of the Earth...




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#31026 19-Mar-2006 16:16
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But it wasnt.......

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#31036 19-Mar-2006 19:34
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It was Fido, the last dog on the face of the earth.



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#31061 19-Mar-2006 22:08
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who quickly turn into a human eater alien...




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#31076 20-Mar-2006 10:18
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Just when Nigel thought it was game over - he was about to be eaten,,, His Blackberry shouted out "you've got mail" , the flesh eating alien stopped cold , frozen in time..

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#31089 20-Mar-2006 11:47
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nigel checked his blackberry and found he had received an email from Diana (the last woman on earth).  While the alien staggered about after freeking out at the sound of incoming mail, nigel began to read the message...

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#31092 20-Mar-2006 12:00

Send this to 20 people & vodafone will credit you 20$.
Pass it on.

 
 
 

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#31095 20-Mar-2006 12:21
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And he thought "Oh, my... I can't make $20 because the only other person on this planet is Diana, and she doesn't have a mobile phone"...





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#31099 20-Mar-2006 12:46
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the real Fido suddenly jumped through the window and grabbed hold of the aliens leg....

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#31101 20-Mar-2006 12:53
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.... which turned out to be prosthetic

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#31108 20-Mar-2006 15:03

Fido the  real dog tossed the prosthetic leg around, while the alien looked stunned at the whole experience....

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#31113 20-Mar-2006 15:58
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Nigel - Alert As ever, but still perplexed by the cryptic message, quickly snatched the prosthetic leg from Fido and began to.......

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#31690 29-Mar-2006 09:43

Beat the living daylights out of the Alien.................... but suddenly as the Alien is screaming its head off in pain, he hears a familiar voice....................its none other than.......

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#31691 29-Mar-2006 10:02
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... The mean slingshot lady ad, going on and on about bread again...

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#31693 29-Mar-2006 10:10
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Nigel recoiled in horror as he is fatally allergic to bread.  Thus distracted the alien began to....

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