I have finally had enough of watching 4:3 analogue on my 16:9 CRT so I got thinking and walked around the property (set of 4 units).
In the corner of the shared carport there were 3 supermarket trolleys. Wheeled one to the side of the house, flipped it upside down, and mounted the dish to one of the legs! It works really well and very stable even on todays blustery day.
No one can see it being at the rear side of my unit.
At my last house the dish was attached to the washing line post.
Any one else ever mounted a dish to any other crazy places?
Hey, if it works - it works, right? Kiwi #8 fencing wire approach!